docs(comfyui): the GTT aperture is not free RAM beside frank-dragoon

Measured 2026-10-21 with frank-dragoon live: MemAvailable 15.3 GiB,
iGPU busy 1.75 GiB. The Qwen-Image weight sets (13.3-14.2 GB) do not
fit that budget, and the page's 122 GB /system_stats figure is the
aperture, not headroom. Adds the fit table and the
stop-mask-render-verify procedure (the 3090 bench law, applied to the
APU); ComfyUI.md gotcha links it.

AGENTS.md

@@ -176,11 +176,12 @@ alertmanager.container`, loopback :9093) → host-side Signal relay
 (`scripts/signal-relay.py`, user unit, 192.168.0.143:18093 — the host LAN
 IP, the one bind a container can reach as `host.containers.internal`;
 iptables admits loopback, the host and the podman bridge subnet only) → signal-cli account 318311.
-Prometheus targets read down for structural reasons (HTML-scraped "probes",
-Gitea metrics off); the remedy is a blackbox exporter. `frank-zealot` was down for
-a different reason until 2026-10-18: llama.cpp will not serve `/metrics` at all
-without `--metrics`. See
-`serverAppConfigs-docs/Infrastructure/Observability.md`.
+The former structural target downs (HTML-scraped "probes", Gitea metrics off)
+are retired as of 2026-10-21: HTTP liveness rides a blackbox exporter
+(`shared/blackbox/blackbox.yml`), Gitea serves `/metrics` from its quadlet, and
+every Prometheus job reports up. `frank-zealot` was down for a different reason
+until 2026-10-18: llama.cpp will not serve `/metrics` at all without
+`--metrics`. See `serverAppConfigs-docs/Infrastructure/Observability.md`.
 
 ## Testing
 

dankclaw/gitea/quadlet/gitea-server.container

@@ -29,6 +29,13 @@ Environment=DATABASE_PASSWD=${GITEA_DB_PASSWORD}
 Environment=DATABASE_PORT=5432
 Environment=USER_UID=1000
 Environment=USER_GID=1000
+# Prometheus scrapes /metrics over the published LAN port (job "gitea" in
+# shared/prometheus/prometheus.yml). Off, /metrics is a 404 and the target is
+# permanently red (the audit's "disabled metrics" class). 0.0.0.0 binds inside
+# the container; the only route in is this host's published 3000, and the
+# exposed surface is counters only — same posture as the LLM /metrics.
+Environment=GITEA__metrics__ENABLED=true
+Environment=GITEA__metrics__ENABLED_HOST=0.0.0.0
 PublishPort=0.0.0.0:3000:3000
 PublishPort=2222:22
 Volume=/home/dank/Containers/gitea/data:/data

dankclaw/observability/quadlet/blackbox-exporter.container

@@ -0,0 +1,35 @@
+# Quadlet unit: blackbox exporter (rootless, boot-persistent).
+#
+# Install path on dankclaw:
+#   ~/.config/containers/systemd/blackbox-exporter.container
+#
+# WHY Network=host. The probes it runs are (a) the host's own LAN IP
+# (192.168.0.143:<port>) and (b) container names on dankclaw_default (comfyui).
+# A bridge container cannot reach the host's LAN IP at an unpublished port
+# (netavark DNATs published ports only — see Container Host Reachability in the
+# vault); a host-netns process reaches both. Prometheus (bridge) reaches THIS
+# container the same way it reaches the signal relay: the quadlet-published
+# host.containers.internal address (169.254.1.2), mapped via HostAddr= on the
+# prometheus unit.
+#
+# The 9115 metrics port publishes on loopback only — it is scraped by the
+# prometheus container through the gateway, and never opened on the LAN.
+
+[Unit]
+Description=Blackbox exporter (HTTP probe prober)
+After=network-online.target
+
+[Container]
+ContainerName=blackbox-exporter
+Exec=/bin/blackbox_exporter --config.file=/etc/blackbox_exporter/config.yml
+Volume=/opt/blackbox/blackbox.yml:/etc/blackbox_exporter/config.yml:ro
+HealthCmd=/bin/sh -c "wget -q -O /dev/null http://127.0.0.1:9115/-/healthy || exit 1"
+HealthInterval=30s
+HealthRetries=3
+
+[Service]
+Restart=always
+RestartSec=5
+
+[Install]
+WantedBy=default.target

dankclaw/observability/quadlet/prometheus.container

@@ -45,6 +45,11 @@ Wants=network-online.target
 ContainerName=prometheus
 Image=docker.io/prom/prometheus:latest
 Network=dankclaw_default
+# Name the podman gateway so scrape jobs can reach host-netns processes (the
+# blackbox exporter listens on the host's loopback; a bridge container reaches
+# it at this address, never at 127.0.0.1). Same mechanism the hermes Caddy
+# upstream learned the hard way (Container Host Reachability in the vault).
+HostAddr=host.containers.internal=169.254.1.2
 User=0:0
 Exec=--config.file=/etc/prometheus/prometheus.yml --storage.tsdb.path=/prometheus --storage.tsdb.retention.time=30d --web.enable-lifecycle
 PublishPort=127.0.0.1:9090:9090

scripts/deploy-plan.py

@@ -34,7 +34,6 @@ SERVICE_ORDER = (
     "hermes",
     "hermes-dashboard",
     "hermes-webui",
-    "prometheus",
     "grafana",
     "loki",
     "alloy",
@@ -42,6 +41,9 @@ SERVICE_ORDER = (
     "cadvisor",
     "gpu-exporter",
     "alertmanager",
+    # The prober must answer before prometheus re-runs the services job.
+    "blackbox-exporter",
+    "prometheus",
     "authentik-postgres",
     "authentik-server",
     "authentik-worker",
@@ -97,6 +99,7 @@ DANKCLAW_SERVICES = {
     "cadvisor",
     "gpu-exporter",
     "alertmanager",
+    "blackbox-exporter",
     "authentik-postgres",
     "authentik-server",
     "authentik-worker",
@@ -277,6 +280,8 @@ def services_for_path(path: str, target: str) -> set[str]:
             # Provisioned datasources and dashboards: git is the source of
             # truth, so a change here must restart the service that reads them.
             _add(services, "grafana")
+        elif group == "blackbox":
+            _add(services, "blackbox-exporter")
         elif group == "homepage":
             # Homepage is a Dankclaw-owned deployment. Shared homepage files
             # are intentionally not copied during a Dankserver-only run.
@@ -380,7 +385,7 @@ def services_for_path(path: str, target: str) -> set[str]:
             # consumer (prometheus before grafana, loki before alloy).
             if len(parts) >= 4 and parts[2] == "quadlet":
                 name = parts[3].removesuffix(".container")
-                if name in {"prometheus", "grafana", "loki", "alloy", "node-exporter", "cadvisor", "alertmanager"}:
+                if name in {"prometheus", "grafana", "loki", "alloy", "node-exporter", "cadvisor", "alertmanager", "blackbox-exporter"}:
                     _add(services, name)
             return services
         if len(parts) >= 2 and parts[1] == "gitea":

scripts/deploy-remote.sh

@@ -311,8 +311,45 @@ copy_loki_config() {
 }
 
 copy_alloy_config() {
-    run_privileged mkdir -p /opt/alloy/config
-    run_privileged cp shared/alloy/config.alloy /opt/alloy/config/config.alloy
+    # The repo config carries the token GRAFANA_HOST_LABEL; the installed copy
+    # carries the host's name, so Loki streams say WHICH machine's journal a
+    # line came from without a second config file per host.
+    # *_CONF_ROOT are test seams: the bats cases execute these copiers for
+    # real against a sandbox with a stubbed run_privileged.
+    local root="${ALLOY_CONF_ROOT:-/opt/alloy}" tmp
+    tmp="$(mktemp)"
+    sed "s/GRAFANA_HOST_LABEL/$TARGET/g" shared/alloy/config.alloy > "$tmp"
+    if ! grep -q "host = \"$TARGET\"," "$tmp" || grep -q "GRAFANA_HOST_LABEL" "$tmp"; then
+        echo "alloy config: host-label substitution failed" >&2
+        rm -f "$tmp"
+        return 1
+    fi
+    # Syntax gate: alloy's config language has no schema — a misplaced
+    # attribute (e.g. `on_error` outside the json stage) parses only at RUN
+    # time, and the unit then crash-loops with a healthy-looking deploy.
+    # Validate against the very image that will run it, before installing.
+    # Skipped only in the bats sandbox (no image there).
+    if [ "$root" = "/opt/alloy" ] || podman image exists localhost/franksdank/alloy:latest 2>/dev/null; then
+        if ! podman run --rm -v "$tmp:/c.alloy:ro" \
+                --entrypoint /usr/bin/alloy localhost/franksdank/alloy:latest \
+                validate /c.alloy; then
+            echo "alloy config: validate FAILED against the pinned image" >&2
+            rm -f "$tmp"
+            return 1
+        fi
+    fi
+    run_privileged mkdir -p "$root/config"
+    run_privileged cp "$tmp" "$root/config/config.alloy"
+    rm -f "$tmp"
+}
+
+copy_blackbox_config() {
+    # Single-file mount target: the unit binds this exact path into
+    # /etc/blackbox_exporter/config.yml. cp (not cp -r) keeps it one file.
+    # BLACKBOX_CONF_ROOT is the same test seam.
+    local root="${BLACKBOX_CONF_ROOT:-/opt/blackbox}"
+    run_privileged mkdir -p "$root"
+    run_privileged cp shared/blackbox/blackbox.yml "$root/blackbox.yml"
 }
 
 copy_grafana_provisioning() {
@@ -321,14 +358,25 @@ copy_grafana_provisioning() {
     # datasource would be invisible to review, lost with the data volume, and
     # unknown to anyone reading the repository. The unit already mounts
     # /opt/grafana/provisioning read-only, so this only has to populate it.
-    run_privileged mkdir -p /opt/grafana/provisioning/datasources \
-        /opt/grafana/provisioning/dashboards
+    # GRAFANA_PROV_ROOT is the test seam: point it at a sandbox and the whole
+    # copy runs unprivileged (the bats case executes this function for real).
+    local root="${GRAFANA_PROV_ROOT:-/opt/grafana}"
+    run_privileged mkdir -p "$root/provisioning/datasources" \
+        "$root/provisioning/dashboards"
     run_privileged cp shared/grafana/provisioning/datasources/prometheus.yml \
-        /opt/grafana/provisioning/datasources/prometheus.yml
+        "$root/provisioning/datasources/prometheus.yml"
     run_privileged cp shared/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/provider.yml \
-        /opt/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/provider.yml
-    run_privileged cp shared/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/llm-fleet.json \
-        /opt/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/llm-fleet.json
+        "$root/provisioning/dashboards/provider.yml"
+    # EVERY dashboard JSON rides, not a hand-listed subset: the fleet provider
+    # turns each file in the directory into a dashboard, so a copier that names
+    # files one by one silently drops new boards (measured 2026-10-21: the
+    # containers board existed in the repo since its commit and was NEVER
+    # provisioned — the panel-census browser check could not find it while the
+    # hand-placed older boards happened to be on disk). Same rule as the quadlet
+    # tier: the directory is the contract, the copy is generated state.
+    for dash in shared/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/*.json; do
+        run_privileged cp "$dash" "$root/provisioning/dashboards/$(basename "$dash")"
+    done
 }
 
 render_caddyfile() {
@@ -552,6 +600,9 @@ deploy_observability() {
             ;;
         cadvisor)
             ;;
+        blackbox-exporter)
+            copy_blackbox_config
+            ;;
         *)
             echo "unknown observability service: $service" >&2
             return 2
@@ -566,6 +617,7 @@ deploy_observability() {
         loki) wait_for_health loki http://127.0.0.1:3100/ready 60 ;;
         node-exporter) wait_for_health node-exporter http://127.0.0.1:9100/metrics 60 ;;
         cadvisor) wait_for_health cadvisor http://127.0.0.1:8080/healthz 90 ;;
+        blackbox-exporter) wait_for_health blackbox-exporter http://127.0.0.1:9115/-/healthy 60 ;;
     esac
 }
 

serverAppConfigs-docs/Dankclaw/ComfyUI Qwen-Image Workflows.md

@@ -110,9 +110,9 @@ only `models`, `input`, `output`, `custom_nodes` and the healthcheck file
 
 ## Recommended additions
 
-Quantized preferred, sized for the 8060S iGPU (GTT-backed — `/system_stats`
-reports 122.4 GB of device VRAM on `cuda:0`, `curl http://127.0.0.1:8188/system_stats`
-2026-10-18; the RTX 3090 is frank-zealot's). All repos verified 2026-10-05 and
+Quantized preferred. The iGPU's GTT aperture is not free RAM beside
+frank-dragoon — size every pick against *What actually fits beside
+frank-dragoon* below (the RTX 3090 is frank-zealot's). All repos verified 2026-10-05 and
 all four still resolve today (`huggingface.co/lightx2v/Qwen-Image-Lightning`
 `huggingface.co/unsloth/Qwen-Image-Edit-2511-GGUF`
 `huggingface.co/Comfy-Org/Qwen-Image-DiffSynth-ControlNets`
@@ -133,8 +133,34 @@ sha256 checks) or a plain `hf download` with the token in the environment —
 never on the command line.
 
 Skip list: the original `city96/Qwen-Image-gguf` conversions (superseded by
-the 2.1 files already on disk), and any BF16 of #2/#4 (the iGPU does not need
-them at GTT capacity, and they double the disk bill).
+the 2.1 files already on disk), and any BF16 of #2/#4 — they double the disk
+bill, and see *What actually fits beside frank-dragoon* for why raw GTT size
+is not the real budget.
+
+## What actually fits beside frank-dragoon
+
+The 122 GB `/system_stats` figure is the GTT **aperture**, not free memory: on
+an APU the aperture and `MemAvailable` are the same physical RAM, and
+frank-dragoon pins tens of GiB of it. Measured 2026-10-21 with frank-dragoon
+live: `MemAvailable` 15.3 GiB, iGPU busy 1.75 GiB — ComfyUI itself idles at
+~10 MB, so the budget for a generation run is roughly what `free` says.
+
+Weights must land inside that budget with slack for compute buffers and
+activations (the mmproj-class lesson: price a model at ~1.5× its file set):
+
+| Pipeline (weights) | Fits beside frank-dragoon? |
+|---|---|
+| Qwen-Image 2.1 int8_convrot + w4a8 + bf16 VAE (~14.2 GB) — the two proven workflows | **No** — thrash-or-fail; do not queue it while the endpoint serves |
+| GGUF Q8_0 + w4a8 + small VAE (~13.3 GB) | No, same reason |
+| Any BF16 combination | No |
+| SDXL-Turbo / SD 1.5-class (~2–7 GB) | Yes, with real headroom |
+
+**The law: one process owns the memory — same rule as the 3090 bench law.**
+For a Qwen-Image render: stop and mask frank-dragoon
+(`sudo systemctl stop frank-dragoon` + `mask` — the mask stops
+`Restart=always` from firing mid-render), generate, unmask, verify
+`curl 192.168.0.143:7770/health`. The proven workflows above then run with
+the whole machine. Do not treat `/system_stats`'s 122 GB as an invitation.
 
 ## See Also
 

serverAppConfigs-docs/Dankclaw/ComfyUI.md

@@ -129,6 +129,12 @@ bind-mounted to `/usr/local/bin/comfyui-healthcheck.py` and run as `HealthCmd`
 - Do not let pip reinstall the torch family. The Containerfile filters it out on purpose.
 - The base image is about 32 GiB (`podman image inspect localhost/comfyui-rocm:gfx1151` → 33,765,227,471 B ≈ 31.4 GiB, 2026-10-18). A code update means a rebuild, because the code is baked in.
 - The empty-models note from the 2026-09-16 era is retired: `/home/dank/comfyui-data/models` now holds the Qwen-Image 2.1 payload — three `diffusion_models`, three `text_encoders`, two VAEs (~35 GB, `ls -l` 2026-10-18), listed in [[ComfyUI Qwen-Image Workflows]]. New model classes (LoRA, ControlNet) still need their directories created first: `models/lora` and `models/controlnet` do not exist yet.
+- **The 122 GB `/system_stats` VRAM figure is the GTT aperture, not free
+  memory.** On the APU it is system RAM, and frank-dragoon pins most of it
+  (`MemAvailable` 15.3 GiB with the endpoint live, measured 2026-10-21). A
+  Qwen-Image-class render beside the running endpoint is thrash-or-fail; the
+  stop-mask-render-verify procedure and the fit table are in
+  [[ComfyUI Qwen-Image Workflows]] → What actually fits beside frank-dragoon.
 
 ## See Also
 

serverAppConfigs-docs/Infrastructure/Observability Provisioning.md

@@ -20,6 +20,8 @@ committed.
 | `shared/prometheus/prometheus.yml` | scrape jobs (global + per-host) |
 | `shared/prometheus/rules/llm-fleet.yml` | alert rules + recording rules |
 | `shared/grafana/provisioning/` | datasources + dashboards (provisioned tree) |
+| `shared/alloy/config.alloy` | the log pipeline: journal source → label promotion → Loki push |
+| `shared/blackbox/blackbox.yml` | prober modules (`http_2xx`) + the loopback bind |
 
 Targets and datasources reference **container names** (`grafana:3000`
 `loki:3100` — `shared/prometheus/prometheus.yml:52-61`), never
@@ -31,8 +33,8 @@ scraped as `host.containers.internal:<port>` because a bridge container cannot
 reach a host-netns bind at the host's LAN IP (`prometheus.yml:89-99`), and only
 the endpoint on another machine (`192.168.0.235:7770`) is addressed by LAN IP
 (`prometheus.yml:128-131`). Prometheus 3 refuses HTML responses as metrics —
-HTML-scraped "probes" are structurally inert and need a blackbox exporter (see
-[[Stale Signal Audit]]).
+HTTP liveness rides the **blackbox exporter** (`shared/blackbox/blackbox.yml`,
+deployed 2026-10-21; see [[Stale Signal Audit]]).
 
 ## The deploy path
 
@@ -43,8 +45,9 @@ from `deploy_observability`:
 - `copy_alertmanager_config` → `/opt/alertmanager/config/alertmanager.yml` (`:232-235`)
 - `install_signal_relay` → the user unit + iptables + the health wait on `192.168.0.143:18093/health` (`:243-274`)
 - `copy_loki_config` → `/opt/loki/config/loki-config.yaml` (`:276-279`)
-- `copy_alloy_config` → `/opt/alloy/config/config.alloy` (`:281-284`)
-- `copy_grafana_provisioning` → `/opt/grafana/provisioning/` (`:286-300`)
+- `copy_alloy_config` → `/opt/alloy/config/config.alloy` — substitutes the `GRAFANA_HOST_LABEL` token with the deploy target's name and **refuses to install** if the token survives; `ALLOY_CONF_ROOT` is the bats sandbox seam
+- `copy_blackbox_config` → `/opt/blackbox/blackbox.yml` (single-file mount of the prober); `BLACKBOX_CONF_ROOT` is its sandbox seam
+- `copy_grafana_provisioning` → `/opt/grafana/provisioning/` — datasources, provider, and **every** `dashboards/*.json` (a glob, not a hand-listed subset; `GRAFANA_PROV_ROOT` is the test seam the bats case uses to run the copier into a sandbox)
 
 `scripts/deploy-plan.py` maps `shared/prometheus/**` to `prometheus` (plus
 `alertmanager` when the changed file is `alertmanager.yml`, `:251-256`)
@@ -82,11 +85,14 @@ reports 4 alerting + 2 recording. Rules reload with the prometheus service.
 the backend (`http://prometheus:9090`), not loopback.
 
 **Add a dashboard** — drop the JSON into
-`shared/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/`. Provisioned dashboards live in
-unified storage, not (only) the SQLite table — grep the API, not the DB, when
-verifying (see the verify section of [[Fleet Audit and Posture]]). *(unverified
-2026-10-18: the storage-backend claim needs an admin password to confirm
-against `grafana.db` and the API side by side)*
+`shared/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/`; the copier globs the directory, so
+the next `--service grafana` deploy provisions it. This is a repaired law, not
+a given: until 2026-10-21 the copier named `llm-fleet.json` alone, and the
+`containers` board — merged, tested, documented as "working" — had **never
+been provisioned**; the other boards existed on disk only because someone had
+hand-copied them once. A repo JSON is not a live dashboard until the copier
+carries it, and `deploy.sh` cannot see the gap because it only reports the
+copy it performed.
 
 ## Verify through the APIs, not the filesystem
 
@@ -95,17 +101,22 @@ against `grafana.db` and the API side by side)*
 curl -s http://127.0.0.1:9090/api/v1/rules | python3 -m json.tool | head
 curl -s "http://127.0.0.1:9090/api/v1/targets?state=active" | \
   python3 -c "import json,sys; [print(t['labels'].get('job'), t['health'], (t['lastError'] or '')[:60]) for t in json.load(sys.stdin)['data']['activeTargets']]"
-# grafana: datasource + dashboard provisioned
-curl -s -u admin:<pw> http://127.0.0.1:3002/api/datasources | python3 -m json.tool | grep -E '"name"|"url"'
+# grafana 13: /api/health, /api/org, /login all 404 UNAUTHENTICATED, and there
+# is NO local admin password (root .env sets no GF_SECURITY_ADMIN_*; the only
+# account is the Authentik RP login). The proven surface is a real browser
+# session: warm the Anubis challenge on the vhost root, then hit
+# /login/generic_oauth with the e2e storage state (tests/e2e/.auth/qa-e2e-admin.json)
+# — exactly the path specs/20-grafana-sso.spec.ts drives — and read the boards.
 ```
 
 The two Prometheus queries were run on 2026-10-18 and are what every number on
 this page comes from: 4 alerting + 2 recording rules, and `up` for
 `prometheus`, `node-dankclaw`, `node-dankserver`, `grafana`, `loki`
-`frank-zealot`, `frank-dragoon`, `frank-archon` with the four structural downs
-listed in [[Prometheus]]. The Grafana query needs the local admin password and
-was not run here; the filesystem side (`ls /opt/grafana/provisioning/*`) is
-proof of installation only — see the next paragraph.
+`frank-zealot`, `frank-dragoon`, `frank-archon`. The four structural downs
+that census recorded are retired (2026-10-21, [[Prometheus]]). The Grafana proof is the browser session above, run
+2026-10-21: it found a provisioned-file gap the filesystem listing hid. The
+filesystem side (`ls /opt/grafana/provisioning/*`) is proof of installation
+only — see *Add a dashboard* for why a repo JSON is not a live board.
 
 Health answers from a stale process and provisioned resources can hide in
 unified storage — a file existing on disk is not proof the running server

serverAppConfigs-docs/Infrastructure/Observability.md

@@ -95,13 +95,14 @@ health endpoint (`/prometheus`: `/-/healthy`, `/alertmanager`: `/-/healthy`
 [[Observability Provisioning]] for what is provisioned as code and how to
 verify it through the APIs.
 
-## Current state (2026-10-20)
+## Current state (2026-10-21)
 
 * **Metrics: working.** `curl -s http://127.0.0.1:9090/api/v1/targets` reports
-  eight up targets — the three LLM endpoints (frank-archon on `vllm:*`,
-  frank-dragoon and frank-zealot on `llamacpp:*`), grafana, loki, prometheus
-  and both node exporters. The four downs are structural (the `comfyui` and
-  `services` HTML probes, and Gitea's disabled metrics endpoint), not outages.
+  every job up — the three LLM endpoints (frank-archon on `vllm:*`,
+  frank-dragoon and frank-zealot on `llamacpp:*`), grafana, loki, prometheus,
+  both node exporters, cadvisor, gitea (metrics enabled in its quadlet) and
+  the blackbox-probed `services` (SearXNG, OpenWebUI, ComfyUI). The structural
+  downs are retired — see [[Prometheus]] → Targets.
   Two rule groups in `shared/prometheus/rules/llm-fleet.yml`: `llm-fleet`
   (2 recording + 4 alert, `llamacpp:*`) and `vllm-fleet` (1 recording + 4
   alert, `vllm:*` — archon queueing, prefix collapse, preemption, p95
@@ -109,12 +110,15 @@ verify it through the APIs.
 * **Delivery: working.** Alertmanager's single `signal` receiver webhooks the
   relay, and `journalctl --user -u signal-relay` records successful
   `sent to +12062476336:` lines for every rule in the set.
-* **Dashboards: working.** Provisioned datasources — Prometheus (uid
-  `prometheus`) and Loki (uid `loki`) — and the `llm-fleet`, `host-system`,
-  `containers`, `observability` and `logs-overview` dashboards, all
-  installed from `shared/grafana/provisioning/`. The Loki datasource is how
-  you read logs: Loki has no web UI of its own, so Grafana Explore is the
-  human surface (the guarded `loki.franksdank.cloud` vhost serves only the API).
+* **Dashboards: working (after the 2026-10-21 copier fix).** Provisioned
+  datasources — Prometheus (uid `prometheus`) and Loki (uid `loki`) — and the
+  `llm-fleet`, `host-system`, `containers`, `observability` and
+  `logs-overview` boards. Until 2026-10-21 the copier carried only
+  `llm-fleet.json` by name and the `containers` board had never been
+  provisioned; the deployer now globs the directory. The Loki datasource is
+  how you read logs: Loki has no web UI of its own, so Grafana Explore is the
+  human surface (the guarded `loki.franksdank.cloud` vhost serves only the
+  API). Verify method and the copier law: [[Observability Provisioning]].
 * **Per-container metrics: the `containers` dashboard (added 2026-10-20; live
   after `deploy.sh <host> --service cadvisor`).** cadvisor is the only way to see
   per-container CPU/memory here, and on this rootless-Podman host it works on one
@@ -139,26 +143,26 @@ verify it through the APIs.
   `power1_average`, so they carry no `gpu_power_watts` line at all (only NVIDIA and
   the Dankclaw 8060S iGPU report power); and it binds loopback + the host LAN, like
   node-exporter, never the wildcard. The dashboard graphs util/VRAM/VRAM-%/temp/power.
-* **Logs: fixed in code, awaiting deploy.** The pipeline shipped nothing because
-  a rootless Alloy cannot read the `0640` journal files, and the container-log
-  globs point at a root-storage layout that does not exist here. The fix is built
-  and tested in-repo (2026-10-20): Alloy is now a **root system service on
-  `Network=host`**, reading `system.journal` + `user-*.journal` and pushing to
-  Loki's `127.0.0.1:3100` loopback publish — a throwaway root probe read 31,825
-  lines and pushed 26,966 with zero drops. The **live** instance is still the old
-  rootless unit until `deploy.sh dankclaw --service alloy` runs. Detail in
-  [[Alloy]] → Why root; Loki's store state in [[Loki]] → Contents.
-* **Not configured:** no blackbox exporter (the structural downs have no real
-  uptime signal) and no Alertmanager vhost. The log pipeline's fix is in code but
-  not yet deployed (see *Logs* above).
+* **Logs: flowing; container labels land with the 2026-10-21 deploy.** The
+  pipeline once shipped nothing (rootless Alloy cannot read the `0640` journal;
+  the container-log globs pointed at a root-storage layout that does not exist
+  here) — fixed 2026-10-20 by making Alloy a **root system service on
+  `Network=host`**. Journal lines now reach Loki (measured ~6.5k lines/5min),
+  but the stream carried only `job`/`service_name`, so every per-container
+  view was structurally empty: Loki metrics queries group only by INDEXED
+  stream labels. Alloy now promotes podman's `CONTAINER_NAME` to a `container`
+  label (plus a `host` label) at ingestion — `loki.process` in
+  `shared/alloy/config.alloy`; detail in [[Alloy]] → Why root, and the
+  purpose-test law in [[Observability Provisioning]].
 
 ## Citations
 
-- `dankclaw/observability/quadlet/{prometheus,alertmanager,grafana,loki,alloy,node-exporter,cadvisor}.container`
+- `dankclaw/observability/quadlet/{prometheus,alertmanager,grafana,loki,alloy,node-exporter,cadvisor,blackbox-exporter}.container`
 - `scripts/deploy-remote.sh:219-300` (copiers + relay), `:521-536` (health waits), `:477-486` (grafana env seed)
 - `scripts/signal-relay.py:26-49`, `scripts/signal-relay.service`
 - `scripts/gpu-exporter.py`, `scripts/gpu-exporter.service` (per-GPU host exporter)
 - `shared/prometheus/prometheus.yml`, `shared/prometheus/alertmanager.yml`, `shared/prometheus/rules/llm-fleet.yml`
 - `shared/grafana/provisioning/`, `shared/loki/loki-config.yaml`, `shared/alloy/config.alloy`
+- `shared/blackbox/blackbox.yml` (prober modules + loopback bind)
 - `tests/observability_quadlet.bats` (boot persistence, no wildcard publish, probe addresses, delivery contract)
 - Host evidence 2026-10-18: `ss -ltnp`, `podman ps`, `systemctl --user is-enabled|is-active`, `curl` on `127.0.0.1:9090/api/v1/{targets,rules,alerts}`, `127.0.0.1:3100/loki/api/v1/labels`, `127.0.0.1:12345/metrics`, `127.0.0.1:3002/api/health`, `192.168.0.143:18093/health`, `journalctl --user -u signal-relay`

serverAppConfigs-docs/Infrastructure/Prometheus.md

@@ -42,29 +42,27 @@ Authentik; post-auth the Caddy vhost routes straight to `prometheus:9090`) —
 
 The `frank-medium` job is **retired**: no `frank-medium` job exists in the config or in `/api/v1/targets` (2026-10-18), and the endpoint itself left the fleet — its history is on [[frank-archon]], which holds the port today.
 
-**Three jobs read down today, and they are not outages** (re-audited against `curl -s http://127.0.0.1:9090/api/v1/targets`, 2026-10-18; first audited 2026-09-16):
+**No job reads down structurally any more** (the three permanent-reds were
+retired 2026-10-21; census re-run after each deploy):
 
-| Job | Target | `health` | `lastError`, verbatim |
-|-----|--------|----------|------------------------|
-| `gitea` | `http://192.168.0.143:3000/metrics` | down | `server returned HTTP status 404 Not Found` |
-| `comfyui` | `http://comfyui:8188/` | down | `received unsupported Content-Type "text/html" and no fallback_scrape_protocol specified for target` |
-| `services` | `http://192.168.0.143:8081/` | down | `received unsupported Content-Type "text/html; charset=utf-8" and no fallback_scrape_protocol specified for target` |
-| `services` | `http://192.168.0.143:3005/` | down | same `unsupported Content-Type "text/html; charset=utf-8"` error |
+| Job | Target | how |
+|---|---|---|
+| `gitea` | `192.168.0.143:3000/metrics` | metrics enabled in the quadlet (`GITEA__metrics__ENABLED=true`, `ENABLED_HOST=0.0.0.0`) — the page once said "stays off until `[metrics] ENABLED = true` in its own config"; the env form is what the deployer ships |
+| `services` | `http://192.168.0.143:8081` (SearXNG), `:3005` (OpenWebUI), `http://comfyui:8188` | **blackbox exporter** probe, module `http_2xx` — the comfyui metrics job is retired, one owner per service |
 
-Gitea's exporter stays off until `[metrics] ENABLED = true` in its own config (no metrics env is set in the container, and `curl -s http://127.0.0.1:3000/metrics` → 404, 2026-10-18); ComfyUI and the two `services` probes are HTML pages, which Prometheus 3 refuses as metrics. Everything else is green: `prometheus`, `node-dankclaw`, `node-dankserver`, `grafana`, `loki`, `frank-zealot`, `frank-dragoon`, `frank-archon`.
+Scraping a web root is not a health check: an HTML page fails the scrape
+protocol (`unsupported Content-Type`), which is what kept those targets red
+beside healthy services. The classification rule and the honesty law live in
+[[Stale Signal Audit]]. The prober is `blackbox-exporter.container` (host
+netns, config `shared/blackbox/blackbox.yml`, bound 127.0.0.1:9115; Prometheus
+reaches it at the `host.containers.internal` gateway name). Plain targets stay
+`host:port`, never URLs — the probe job's URL targets are the documented
+exception, relabeled onto the prober.
 
 **`frank-zealot` reads up since 2026-10-18, and did not before.** llama.cpp only answers `/metrics` when started with `--metrics`, so `up{job="frank-zealot"}` was 0 across the whole retained history (the oldest sample, 2026-10-11, is already 0) while the service answered `/health` 200 the whole time; the flag and its opt-out are on [[frank-zealot]]. Read `lastError` before believing an outage: a target can read down beside a healthy service.
 
 Alert state is a live property, not a page fact: `curl -s http://127.0.0.1:9090/api/v1/alerts` returned no alerts at the 2026-10-18 morning census, one firing `LlmPrefixCacheCollapse` (info, `frank-zealot`, `activeAt` 11:10:48Z) minutes later, and none again by 11:56Z.
 
-The remedy for a probe-shaped question is the **blackbox exporter**; the
-classification rule and the honesty law for it live in [[Stale Signal Audit]].
-Until the exporter is deployed, these three stay red for a structural reason:
-deleting them would
-hide a real service, and fixing them by publishing databases or enabling metrics
-would trade a wrong signal for a real exposure. Targets are `host:port`, never
-URLs.
-
 ## Volumes
 
 | Container path | Host path |

shared/alloy/config.alloy

@@ -17,6 +17,9 @@ logging {
 // Loki is published on the host's loopback (127.0.0.1:3100). Alloy shares the
 // host network, so it pushes by loopback, never by container name — a root
 // container is not on the rootless dankclaw_default network.
+// GRAFANA_HOST_LABEL is replaced with this host's name by
+// copy_alloy_config at deploy time; it must not appear verbatim in the
+// installed config.
 loki.write "default" {
   endpoint {
     url = "http://127.0.0.1:3100/loki/api/v1/push"
@@ -32,7 +35,34 @@ loki.write "default" {
 loki.source.journal "journal" {
   format_as_json = true
   labels = {
-    job = "systemd-journal",
+    job  = "systemd-journal",
+    host = "GRAFANA_HOST_LABEL",
+  }
+  forward_to = [loki.process.relabel.receiver]
+}
+
+// Promote the fields that ARE the point of the log stream to real Loki labels.
+// Without this the journal arrives as one opaque JSON line per entry and every
+// per-container view is structurally impossible: Loki metrics queries can only
+// group by INDEXED stream labels, so `sum by (container_name)` returns a single
+// anonymous series and the logs-overview board read empty beside 6.5k
+// lines/5min of live traffic (measured 2026-10-21). CONTAINER_NAME is what
+// podman's journald logging writes (uppercase); host units lack it and stay on
+// the host-only stream. `format_as_json = true` above guarantees every line
+// reaching this stage is a JSON object, so there is no non-JSON branch to
+// protect — alloy 1.21's json stage has no `on_error` attribute (validated
+// against the pinned image); a malformed line would drop, which is the
+// correct fate for a line Loki could not index anyway.
+loki.process "relabel" {
+  stage.json {
+    expressions = {
+      container = "CONTAINER_NAME",
+    }
+  }
+  stage.labels {
+    values = {
+      container = "container",
+    }
   }
   forward_to = [loki.write.default.receiver]
 }

shared/blackbox/blackbox.yml

@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+# Blackbox exporter modules — the honest answer to "is this HTTP service
+# answering?". A Prometheus scrape cannot express it (an HTML front page is a
+# 200 that fails the scrape protocol), which is why the old `services` and
+# `comfyui` jobs sat permanently red on `unsupported Content-Type`.
+# See serverAppConfigs-docs/Architecture/Stale Signal Audit.md §1.
+# Loopback bind: the image's default 0.0.0.0:9115 would ride the LAN on this
+# Network=host container. Prometheus (bridge) still reaches it — its traffic
+# arrives on the podman gateway interface, which is not loopback.
+network:
+  listen_address: 127.0.0.1:9115
+
+modules:
+  http_2xx:
+    prober: http
+    timeout: 10s
+    http:
+      preferred_ip_protocol: ip4
+      valid_status_codes: [] # default: 2xx + 3xx

shared/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/logs-overview.json

@@ -2,74 +2,242 @@
   "uid": "logs-overview",
   "title": "Logs \u2014 Loki (systemd journal)",
   "description": "Everything in Loki arrives as the journal (job=systemd-journal); the container is a JSON field parsed at query time, not a stream label. Starter breadth \u2014 the volume/error panels group by the parsed container_name. Loki keeps ~7 days; wide ranges are cheap counts, not the raw log panel.",
-  "tags": ["logs", "loki"],
+  "tags": [
+    "logs",
+    "loki"
+  ],
   "timezone": "browser",
   "schemaVersion": 39,
   "refresh": "30s",
-  "time": { "from": "now-1h", "to": "now" },
+  "time": {
+    "from": "now-1h",
+    "to": "now"
+  },
   "templating": {
     "list": [
       {
         "name": "container",
         "label": "container",
         "type": "query",
-        "datasource": { "type": "loki", "uid": "loki" },
-        "query": { "query": "{job=\"systemd-journal\"} | json", "label": "container_name", "refId": "A" },
+        "datasource": {
+          "type": "loki",
+          "uid": "loki"
+        },
+        "query": {
+          "query": "label_values({job=\"systemd-journal\"}, container)",
+          "refId": "LokiVariableQueryEditor-VariableQuery"
+        },
         "includeAll": true,
         "multi": true,
         "refresh": 2,
-        "current": { "text": "All", "value": "$__all" }
+        "current": {
+          "text": "All",
+          "value": "$__all"
+        }
       }
     ]
   },
   "panels": [
     {
-      "id": 1, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Log volume by container (lines/s)",
-      "description": "Parse the journal JSON, count lines per container. Spikes = a chatty or crashing unit.",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 9, "w": 24, "x": 0, "y": 0 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "loki", "uid": "loki" },
-      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "reqps", "custom": { "fillOpacity": 20, "stacking": { "mode": "normal" } } }, "overrides": [] },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum by (container_name) (count_over_time({job=\"systemd-journal\"} | json [$__auto]))", "legendFormat": "{{container_name}}", "refId": "A" }]
+      "id": 1,
+      "type": "timeseries",
+      "title": "Log volume by container (lines/s)",
+      "description": "Per-container journal line rate. The `container` label is promoted at ingestion by Alloy (loki.process) from podman's CONTAINER_NAME journald field - Loki metrics can only group by indexed stream labels.",
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 9,
+        "w": 24,
+        "x": 0,
+        "y": 0
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "loki",
+        "uid": "loki"
+      },
+      "fieldConfig": {
+        "defaults": {
+          "unit": "reqps",
+          "custom": {
+            "fillOpacity": 20,
+            "stacking": {
+              "mode": "normal"
+            }
+          }
+        },
+        "overrides": []
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "sum by (container) (count_over_time({job=\"systemd-journal\", container!=\"\"} [$__auto]))",
+          "legendFormat": "{{container_name}}",
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     },
     {
-      "id": 2, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Total log rate",
+      "id": 2,
+      "type": "timeseries",
+      "title": "Total log rate",
       "description": "All journal lines per second.",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 0, "y": 9 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "loki", "uid": "loki" },
-      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "reqps" }, "overrides": [] },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum(count_over_time({job=\"systemd-journal\"} [$__auto]))", "legendFormat": "all lines/s", "refId": "A" }]
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 8,
+        "w": 12,
+        "x": 0,
+        "y": 9
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "loki",
+        "uid": "loki"
+      },
+      "fieldConfig": {
+        "defaults": {
+          "unit": "reqps"
+        },
+        "overrides": []
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "sum(count_over_time({job=\"systemd-journal\"} [$__auto]))",
+          "legendFormat": "all lines/s",
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     },
     {
-      "id": 3, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Error-level line rate",
+      "id": 3,
+      "type": "timeseries",
+      "title": "Error-ish line rate (text match)",
       "description": "Lines matching error/panic/fatal/fail. A blunt text match \u2014 the journal carries no structured level for all units.",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 12, "y": 9 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "loki", "uid": "loki" },
-      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "reqps", "color": { "mode": "fixed", "fixedColor": "red" } }, "overrides": [] },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum(count_over_time({job=\"systemd-journal\"} |~ \"(?i)(error|panic|fatal|fail)\" [$__auto]))", "legendFormat": "error lines/s", "refId": "A" }]
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 8,
+        "w": 12,
+        "x": 12,
+        "y": 9
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "loki",
+        "uid": "loki"
+      },
+      "fieldConfig": {
+        "defaults": {
+          "unit": "reqps",
+          "color": {
+            "mode": "fixed",
+            "fixedColor": "red"
+          }
+        },
+        "overrides": []
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "sum(count_over_time({job=\"systemd-journal\"} |~ \"(?i)(error|panic|fatal|fail)\" [$__auto]))",
+          "legendFormat": "error lines/s",
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     },
     {
-      "id": 4, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Errors by container",
+      "id": 4,
+      "type": "timeseries",
+      "title": "Errors by container",
       "description": "Which unit is throwing. Rank by the top offenders.",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 0, "y": 17 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "loki", "uid": "loki" },
-      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "reqps" }, "overrides": [] },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum by (container_name) (count_over_time({job=\"systemd-journal\"} |~ \"(?i)(error|panic|fatal)\" | json [$__auto]))", "legendFormat": "{{container_name}}", "refId": "A" }]
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 8,
+        "w": 12,
+        "x": 0,
+        "y": 17
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "loki",
+        "uid": "loki"
+      },
+      "fieldConfig": {
+        "defaults": {
+          "unit": "reqps"
+        },
+        "overrides": []
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "sum by (container) (count_over_time({job=\"systemd-journal\", container!=\"\"} |~ \"(?i)(error|panic|fatal)\" [$__auto]))",
+          "legendFormat": "{{container_name}}",
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     },
     {
-      "id": 5, "type": "stat", "title": "Error lines (last 15m)",
+      "id": 5,
+      "type": "stat",
+      "title": "Error lines (last 15m)",
       "description": "Absolute count over the window, not a rate.",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 12, "y": 17 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "loki", "uid": "loki" },
-      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "short", "thresholds": { "mode": "absolute", "steps": [{ "color": "green", "value": null }, { "color": "yellow", "value": 50 }, { "color": "red", "value": 500 }] } }, "overrides": [] },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum(count_over_time({job=\"systemd-journal\"} |~ \"(?i)(error|panic|fatal)\" [15m]))", "instant": true, "legendFormat": "errors/15m", "refId": "A" }]
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 8,
+        "w": 12,
+        "x": 12,
+        "y": 17
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "loki",
+        "uid": "loki"
+      },
+      "fieldConfig": {
+        "defaults": {
+          "unit": "short",
+          "thresholds": {
+            "mode": "absolute",
+            "steps": [
+              {
+                "color": "green",
+                "value": null
+              },
+              {
+                "color": "yellow",
+                "value": 50
+              },
+              {
+                "color": "red",
+                "value": 500
+              }
+            ]
+          }
+        },
+        "overrides": []
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "sum(count_over_time({job=\"systemd-journal\"} |~ \"(?i)(error|panic|fatal)\" [15m]))",
+          "instant": true,
+          "legendFormat": "errors/15m",
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     },
     {
-      "id": 6, "type": "logs", "title": "Journal (filtered)",
+      "id": 6,
+      "type": "logs",
+      "title": "Journal (filtered)",
       "description": "Raw lines for the selected containers. Set the container picker; keep the window tight.",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 12, "w": 24, "x": 0, "y": 25 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "loki", "uid": "loki" },
-      "options": { "showTime": true, "wrapLogMessage": true, "sortOrder": "Descending", "enableLogDetails": true },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "{job=\"systemd-journal\"} | json | container_name=~\"$container\"", "refId": "A" }]
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 12,
+        "w": 24,
+        "x": 0,
+        "y": 25
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "loki",
+        "uid": "loki"
+      },
+      "options": {
+        "showTime": true,
+        "wrapLogMessage": true,
+        "sortOrder": "Descending",
+        "enableLogDetails": true
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "{job=\"systemd-journal\", container=~\"$container\"}",
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     }
   ]
-}
+}

shared/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/observability.json

@@ -2,95 +2,384 @@
   "uid": "observability",
   "title": "Observability \u2014 self-monitoring",
   "description": "The health of the stack that watches the fleet: Prometheus scrape/TSDB, Loki ingest, Grafana. If this is red the dashboards lie. Note: Alertmanager is running but NOT scraped by Prometheus (no job) \u2014 its metrics are absent by design gap, not fault.",
-  "tags": ["observability", "meta"],
+  "tags": [
+    "observability",
+    "meta"
+  ],
   "timezone": "browser",
   "schemaVersion": 39,
   "refresh": "30s",
-  "time": { "from": "now-6h", "to": "now" },
+  "time": {
+    "from": "now-6h",
+    "to": "now"
+  },
   "panels": [
     {
-      "id": 1, "type": "stat", "title": "Targets up",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 4, "w": 4, "x": 0, "y": 0 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
-      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "short", "thresholds": { "mode": "absolute", "steps": [{ "color": "green", "value": null }] } }, "overrides": [] },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "count(up == 1)", "instant": true, "refId": "A" }]
+      "id": 1,
+      "type": "stat",
+      "title": "Targets up",
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 4,
+        "w": 4,
+        "x": 0,
+        "y": 0
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "prometheus",
+        "uid": "prometheus"
+      },
+      "fieldConfig": {
+        "defaults": {
+          "unit": "short",
+          "thresholds": {
+            "mode": "absolute",
+            "steps": [
+              {
+                "color": "green",
+                "value": null
+              }
+            ]
+          }
+        },
+        "overrides": []
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "count(up == 1)",
+          "instant": true,
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     },
     {
-      "id": 2, "type": "stat", "title": "Targets down",
-      "description": "Known structural downs: comfyui (no metrics endpoint), gitea (metrics off), and the homepage 'services' probes. Real regressions ride up from here too \u2014 check the table before dismissing.",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 4, "w": 4, "x": 4, "y": 0 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
-      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "short", "thresholds": { "mode": "absolute", "steps": [{ "color": "green", "value": null }, { "color": "red", "value": 1 }] } }, "overrides": [] },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "count(up == 0)", "instant": true, "refId": "A" }]
+      "id": 2,
+      "type": "stat",
+      "title": "Targets down",
+      "description": "Every scrape target that is down. ZERO IS THE HEALTHY STATE: the HTML-probe jobs and the disabled Gitea metrics were retired 2026-10-21 (HTTP liveness now rides the blackbox exporter, job \"services\"). A non-zero count here is a real regression - read /api/v1/targets lastError before triaging.",
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 4,
+        "w": 4,
+        "x": 4,
+        "y": 0
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "prometheus",
+        "uid": "prometheus"
+      },
+      "fieldConfig": {
+        "defaults": {
+          "unit": "short",
+          "thresholds": {
+            "mode": "absolute",
+            "steps": [
+              {
+                "color": "green",
+                "value": null
+              },
+              {
+                "color": "red",
+                "value": 1
+              }
+            ]
+          }
+        },
+        "overrides": []
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "count(up == 0)",
+          "instant": true,
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     },
     {
-      "id": 3, "type": "stat", "title": "TSDB head series",
+      "id": 3,
+      "type": "stat",
+      "title": "TSDB head series",
       "description": "Active series in memory. A jump = a new exporter or a label-cardinality leak.",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 4, "w": 5, "x": 8, "y": 0 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
-      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "short" }, "overrides": [] },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "prometheus_tsdb_head_series", "instant": true, "refId": "A" }]
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 4,
+        "w": 5,
+        "x": 8,
+        "y": 0
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "prometheus",
+        "uid": "prometheus"
+      },
+      "fieldConfig": {
+        "defaults": {
+          "unit": "short"
+        },
+        "overrides": []
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "prometheus_tsdb_head_series",
+          "instant": true,
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     },
     {
-      "id": 4, "type": "stat", "title": "Discovered targets",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 4, "w": 5, "x": 13, "y": 0 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
-      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "short" }, "overrides": [] },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum(prometheus_sd_discovered_targets)", "instant": true, "refId": "A" }]
+      "id": 4,
+      "type": "stat",
+      "title": "Discovered targets",
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 4,
+        "w": 5,
+        "x": 13,
+        "y": 0
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "prometheus",
+        "uid": "prometheus"
+      },
+      "fieldConfig": {
+        "defaults": {
+          "unit": "short"
+        },
+        "overrides": []
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "sum(prometheus_sd_discovered_targets)",
+          "instant": true,
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     },
     {
-      "id": 5, "type": "stat", "title": "Prometheus mem",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 4, "w": 3, "x": 18, "y": 0 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
-      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "bytes" }, "overrides": [] },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "process_resident_memory_bytes{job=\"prometheus\"}", "instant": true, "refId": "A" }]
+      "id": 5,
+      "type": "stat",
+      "title": "Prometheus mem",
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 4,
+        "w": 3,
+        "x": 18,
+        "y": 0
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "prometheus",
+        "uid": "prometheus"
+      },
+      "fieldConfig": {
+        "defaults": {
+          "unit": "bytes"
+        },
+        "overrides": []
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "process_resident_memory_bytes{job=\"prometheus\"}",
+          "instant": true,
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     },
     {
-      "id": 6, "type": "stat", "title": "Grafana up",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 4, "w": 3, "x": 21, "y": 0 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
-      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "mappings": [{ "type": "value", "options": { "1": { "text": "UP", "color": "green" }, "0": { "text": "DOWN", "color": "red" } } }], "thresholds": { "mode": "absolute", "steps": [{ "color": "red", "value": null }, { "color": "green", "value": 1 }] } }, "overrides": [] },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "up{job=\"grafana\"}", "instant": true, "refId": "A" }]
+      "id": 6,
+      "type": "stat",
+      "title": "Grafana up",
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 4,
+        "w": 3,
+        "x": 21,
+        "y": 0
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "prometheus",
+        "uid": "prometheus"
+      },
+      "fieldConfig": {
+        "defaults": {
+          "mappings": [
+            {
+              "type": "value",
+              "options": {
+                "1": {
+                  "text": "UP",
+                  "color": "green"
+                },
+                "0": {
+                  "text": "DOWN",
+                  "color": "red"
+                }
+              }
+            }
+          ],
+          "thresholds": {
+            "mode": "absolute",
+            "steps": [
+              {
+                "color": "red",
+                "value": null
+              },
+              {
+                "color": "green",
+                "value": 1
+              }
+            ]
+          }
+        },
+        "overrides": []
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "up{job=\"grafana\"}",
+          "instant": true,
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     },
     {
-      "id": 7, "type": "table", "title": "Target health",
+      "id": 7,
+      "type": "table",
+      "title": "Target health",
       "description": "Every scrape target and its current up. Sort by Value to surface regressions.",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 9, "w": 12, "x": 0, "y": 4 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
-      "options": { "sortBy": [{ "displayName": "Value", "sortOrder": "Asc" }] },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "up", "format": "table", "instant": true, "refId": "A" }]
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 9,
+        "w": 12,
+        "x": 0,
+        "y": 4
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "prometheus",
+        "uid": "prometheus"
+      },
+      "options": {
+        "sortBy": [
+          {
+            "displayName": "Value",
+            "sortOrder": "Asc"
+          }
+        ]
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "up",
+          "format": "table",
+          "instant": true,
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     },
     {
-      "id": 8, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Scrape interval drift (p99 actual)",
+      "id": 8,
+      "type": "timeseries",
+      "title": "Scrape interval drift (p99 actual)",
       "description": "Actual seconds between scrapes (summary quantile). Above the 15s scrape_interval = Prometheus is falling behind its own cadence (slow endpoints or overload).",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 9, "w": 12, "x": 12, "y": 4 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
-      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "s" }, "overrides": [] },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "prometheus_target_interval_length_seconds{quantile=\"0.99\"}", "legendFormat": "{{instance}}", "refId": "A" }]
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 9,
+        "w": 12,
+        "x": 12,
+        "y": 4
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "prometheus",
+        "uid": "prometheus"
+      },
+      "fieldConfig": {
+        "defaults": {
+          "unit": "s"
+        },
+        "overrides": []
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "prometheus_target_interval_length_seconds{quantile=\"0.99\"}",
+          "legendFormat": "{{instance}}",
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     },
     {
-      "id": 9, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Scrape samples/s",
+      "id": 9,
+      "type": "timeseries",
+      "title": "Scrape samples/s",
       "description": "Total samples ingested across all jobs.",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 0, "y": 13 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
-      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "short" }, "overrides": [] },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum(rate(scrape_samples_scraped[5m]))", "legendFormat": "samples/s", "refId": "A" }]
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 8,
+        "w": 12,
+        "x": 0,
+        "y": 13
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "prometheus",
+        "uid": "prometheus"
+      },
+      "fieldConfig": {
+        "defaults": {
+          "unit": "short"
+        },
+        "overrides": []
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "sum(rate(scrape_samples_scraped[5m]))",
+          "legendFormat": "samples/s",
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     },
     {
-      "id": 10, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Loki request rate",
+      "id": 10,
+      "type": "timeseries",
+      "title": "Loki request rate",
       "description": "Loki served requests/s (push, query). A drop to zero means ingest or query has stopped.",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 12, "y": 13 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
-      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "reqps" }, "overrides": [] },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum by (route) (rate(loki_request_duration_seconds_count[5m]))", "legendFormat": "{{route}}", "refId": "A" }]
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 8,
+        "w": 12,
+        "x": 12,
+        "y": 13
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "prometheus",
+        "uid": "prometheus"
+      },
+      "fieldConfig": {
+        "defaults": {
+          "unit": "reqps"
+        },
+        "overrides": []
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "sum by (route) (rate(loki_request_duration_seconds_count[5m]))",
+          "legendFormat": "{{route}}",
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     },
     {
-      "id": 11, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Exporter process CPU",
+      "id": 11,
+      "type": "timeseries",
+      "title": "Exporter process CPU",
       "description": "CPU by monitored process \u2014 spot a runaway exporter or the Prometheus process itself.",
-      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 24, "x": 0, "y": 21 },
-      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
-      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "percentunit" }, "overrides": [] },
-      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum by (job) (rate(process_cpu_seconds_total[5m]))", "legendFormat": "{{job}}", "refId": "A" }]
+      "gridPos": {
+        "h": 8,
+        "w": 24,
+        "x": 0,
+        "y": 21
+      },
+      "datasource": {
+        "type": "prometheus",
+        "uid": "prometheus"
+      },
+      "fieldConfig": {
+        "defaults": {
+          "unit": "percentunit"
+        },
+        "overrides": []
+      },
+      "targets": [
+        {
+          "expr": "sum by (job) (rate(process_cpu_seconds_total[5m]))",
+          "legendFormat": "{{job}}",
+          "refId": "A"
+        }
+      ]
     }
   ]
-}
+}

shared/prometheus/prometheus.yml

@@ -60,20 +60,31 @@ scrape_configs:
       - targets: ["loki:3100"]
     metrics_path: "/metrics"
 
-  # ComfyUI (no native /metrics; probe the UI)
-  - job_name: "comfyui"
-    metrics_path: "/"
-    static_configs:
-      - targets: ["comfyui:8188"]
-
-  # Blackbox-style probes for service up/down (published LAN ports;
-  # gitea and comfyui are covered by their own jobs above)
+  # HTTP liveness, probed honestly through the blackbox exporter. Scraping a
+  # web root is NOT a health check — an HTML front page fails the scrape
+  # protocol (`unsupported Content-Type`), which is exactly why the old
+  # `services` and `comfyui` jobs were red forever beside healthy services
+  # (Stale Signal Audit §1). The prober is a host-netns container reached at
+  # the podman gateway name (HostAddr= on the prometheus unit); it in turn
+  # reaches both the host LAN IP and bridge container names. comfyui's UI probe
+  # lives here now — its own metrics-scrape job is retired, one owner per
+  # service.
   - job_name: "services"
-    metrics_path: "/"
+    metrics_path: /probe
+    params:
+      module: [http_2xx]
     static_configs:
       - targets:
-          - "192.168.0.143:8081"   # SearXNG (via the Gluetun tunnel)
-          - "192.168.0.143:3005"   # OpenWebUI
+          - "http://192.168.0.143:8081"   # SearXNG (via the Gluetun tunnel)
+          - "http://192.168.0.143:3005"   # OpenWebUI
+          - "http://comfyui:8188"         # ComfyUI UI (gfx1151 generator)
+    relabel_configs:
+      - source_labels: [__address__]
+        target_label: __param_target
+      - source_labels: [__param_target]
+        target_label: instance
+      - target_label: __address__
+        replacement: "host.containers.internal:9115"
 
   # LLM fleet. Scraped on the LAN addresses where the endpoint is reachable from
   # this container, not the guarded vhosts: these are machine clients and

tests/caddyfile.bats

@@ -193,7 +193,18 @@ CADDYFILE="$REPO_ROOT/dankclaw/Caddyfile"
 }
 
 @test "prometheus targets are host:port (no URL schemes)" {
-    ! grep -nE '^\s*-\s*"?http' "$REPO_ROOT/shared/prometheus/prometheus.yml"
+    # Plain scrape targets are host:port; a URL target is only meaningful for
+    # the blackbox prober job, whose relabel_configs copy it to __param_target
+    # and point __address__ at the prober. Anywhere else a URL target is the
+    # old HTML-probe defect wearing a new hat.
+    awk '
+        /job_name:/ { job=$0; sub(/.*"/, "", job); sub(/".*/, "", job); probe = 0 }
+        /metrics_path: \/probe/ { probe = 1 }
+        /^[[:space:]]*-[[:space:]]*"http/ && !probe {
+            print FILENAME ":" FNR ": URL target outside a prober job: " $0; bad = 1
+        }
+        END { exit bad }
+    ' "$REPO_ROOT/shared/prometheus/prometheus.yml"
 }
 
 @test "observability containers run as container root (rootless = host user)" {

tests/observability_quadlet.bats

@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@ load helpers
 
 UNIT_DIR="$REPO_ROOT/dankclaw/observability/quadlet"
 REMOTE_DEPLOY="$REPO_ROOT/scripts/deploy-remote.sh"
-UNITS=(prometheus grafana loki alloy node-exporter cadvisor alertmanager)
+UNITS=(prometheus grafana loki alloy node-exporter cadvisor alertmanager blackbox-exporter)
 
 # container_section <unit> — the [Container] key/value block only
 container_section() {
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ service_section() {
     awk '/^\[Service\]/{f=1;next} /^\[/{f=0} f' "$1"
 }
 
-@test "all seven observability units exist under dankclaw/observability/quadlet/" {
+@test "all eight observability units exist under dankclaw/observability/quadlet/" {
     local svc
     for svc in "${UNITS[@]}"; do
         [ -f "$UNIT_DIR/$svc.container" ] || { echo "missing $svc.container"; return 1; }
@@ -644,3 +644,113 @@ assert not any('container_network' in e or 'container_fs_' in e for e in names),
     [ "$status" -eq 0 ]
     [ "$output" = "cadvisor" ]
 }
+
+@test "the grafana copier provisions EVERY dashboard json, not a hand-listed subset" {
+    # Behavioral, not a text grep: the copier is extracted and executed with a
+    # stubbed run_privileged against a sandbox. The fleet provider turns each
+    # file in its directory into a dashboard, so a file the copier skips is a
+    # dashboard that silently never exists (the containers board lived in the
+    # repo, never reached /opt, and its fixes were undeployable).
+    # BATS_TEST_TMPDIR: per-test, removed by bats itself; a mktemp dir with a
+    # RETURN trap races bats' own trap machinery and vanishes mid-function.
+    local sandbox="$BATS_TEST_TMPDIR/sandbox"
+    (
+        cd "$REPO_ROOT"
+        eval "$(sed -n '/^copy_grafana_provisioning()/,/^}/p' scripts/deploy-remote.sh)"
+        run_privileged() { "$@"; }
+        export GRAFANA_PROV_ROOT="$sandbox/opt/grafana"
+        copy_grafana_provisioning
+    )
+    local f
+    for f in "$REPO_ROOT"/shared/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/*.json; do
+        [ -f "$sandbox/opt/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/$(basename "$f")" ]
+    done
+    [ -f "$sandbox/opt/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/provider.yml" ]
+    [ -f "$sandbox/opt/grafana/provisioning/datasources/prometheus.yml" ]
+}
+
+@test "changes under shared/blackbox/ plan the prober" {
+    run python3 "$REPO_ROOT/scripts/deploy-plan.py" --target dankclaw \
+        --paths shared/blackbox/blackbox.yml
+    [ "$status" -eq 0 ]
+    [ "$output" = "blackbox-exporter" ]
+}
+
+@test "the copier runs the same code path the deployer runs" {
+    # Textually pinned so a refactor cannot quietly route the deployer around
+    # the copy_* functions the seams execute.
+    grep -q '        prometheus)' "$REMOTE_DEPLOY"
+    grep -q 'copy_prometheus_config' "$REMOTE_DEPLOY"
+    grep -q 'copy_alertmanager_config' "$REMOTE_DEPLOY"
+    grep -q 'copy_loki_config' "$REMOTE_DEPLOY"
+    grep -q '        blackbox-exporter)' "$REMOTE_DEPLOY"
+    grep -q 'copy_blackbox_config' "$REMOTE_DEPLOY"
+}
+
+@test "the alloy copier installs the host-labeled config, token-free" {
+    # Executes copy_alloy_config for real against a sandbox (stubbed
+    # run_privileged). A surviving GRAFANA_HOST_LABEL token would ship a
+    # config whose host label is a literal placeholder — the exact class of
+    # silent-label defect this tranche retired the board for.
+    local sandbox="$BATS_TEST_TMPDIR/opt"
+    (
+        cd "$REPO_ROOT"
+        eval "$(sed -n '/^copy_alloy_config()/,/^}/p' scripts/deploy-remote.sh)"
+        run_privileged() { "$@"; }
+        # NOTE: VAR=x func does not bind for shell functions — export.
+        export TARGET=dankclaw ALLOY_CONF_ROOT="$sandbox"
+        copy_alloy_config
+    )
+    [ -f "$sandbox/config/config.alloy" ]
+    grep -q 'host = "dankclaw",' "$sandbox/config/config.alloy"
+    ! grep -q "GRAFANA_HOST_LABEL" "$sandbox/config/config.alloy"
+}
+
+@test "the blackbox copier installs the prober config" {
+    local sandbox="$BATS_TEST_TMPDIR/blackbox"
+    (
+        cd "$REPO_ROOT"
+        eval "$(sed -n '/^copy_blackbox_config()/,/^}/p' scripts/deploy-remote.sh)"
+        run_privileged() { "$@"; }
+        export BLACKBOX_CONF_ROOT="$sandbox"
+        copy_blackbox_config
+    )
+    [ -f "$sandbox/blackbox.yml" ]
+    grep -q "listen_address: 127.0.0.1:9115" "$sandbox/blackbox.yml"
+}
+
+@test "the alloy copier refuses to install a config the engine rejects" {
+    # The syntax gate: alloy attributes are position-sensitive and a
+    # misplaced one only explodes at run time (crash-loop behind a green
+    # deploy). Prove the copier refuses a config the pinned image won't
+    # validate, and installs nothing. Needs the alloy image; skipped
+    # where it is absent (the copier's gate is likewise image-gated).
+    if ! podman image exists localhost/franksdank/alloy:latest; then
+        skip "franksdank/alloy image not present on this box"
+    fi
+    local sandbox="$BATS_TEST_TMPDIR/opt" cfg="$BATS_TEST_TMPDIR/broken.alloy"
+    sed 's/GRAFANA_HOST_LABEL/dankclaw/g' shared/alloy/config.alloy > "$cfg"
+    printf 'bogus_attr = "x"\n' >> "$cfg"
+    ! (
+        cd "$REPO_ROOT"
+        eval "$(sed -n '/^copy_alloy_config()/,/^}/p' scripts/deploy-remote.sh)"
+        run_privileged() { "$@"; }
+        cp() { if [ "$1" = "$cfg" ]; then return 1; fi; command cp "$@"; }
+        export TARGET=dankclaw ALLOY_CONF_ROOT="$sandbox"
+        copy_alloy_config
+    )
+    [ ! -f "$sandbox/config/config.alloy" ]
+}
+
+@test "the installed alloy config is engine-valid" {
+    # Runs the pinned image's own validator over the shipped config. The
+    # 2026-10-21 defect (`on_error` on the labels stage, which alloy 1.21
+    # does not define) passed every textual seam and only failed at boot.
+    if ! podman image exists localhost/franksdank/alloy:latest; then
+        skip "franksdank/alloy image not present on this box"
+    fi
+    local cfg="$BATS_TEST_TMPDIR/rendered.alloy"
+    sed 's/GRAFANA_HOST_LABEL/dankclaw/g' shared/alloy/config.alloy > "$cfg"
+    podman run --rm -v "$cfg:/c.alloy:ro" --entrypoint /usr/bin/alloy \
+        localhost/franksdank/alloy:latest validate /c.alloy
+}