feat(grafana): graph frank-archon in llm-fleet (radiance vllm:*/radiance:* + a new endpoint section)

frank-archon (radiance, Dankserver) emits vllm:* + radiance:* (job=frank-archon).
llm-fleet.json queried only llamacpp:* and its endpoint picker selected via
label_values(llamacpp:.*), so archon - despite being scraped and alert-on
(vllm-fleet group) - had zero panels. The dashboard description also still
claimed archon was llama.cpp, which is stale.

- Fix the description: two namespaces; the $job picker is the llama.cpp pair
  (dragoon/zealot); archon is radiance and gets its own section.
- Add a frank-archon row + 8 panels: vllm:* throughput, request outcomes by
  finish reason, queue/preemption, TTFT p50/p95, and the radiance natives vllm
  omits - decode/prefill t/s, MTP draft acceptance, engine-step timing, prefix
  hit. All 14 queries verified live against Prometheus (non-empty).

Dashboards-only; the next grafana deploy provisions it.

dankclaw/observability/quadlet/grafana.container

@@ -47,9 +47,24 @@ Environment=GF_AUTH_GENERIC_OAUTH_CLIENT_SECRET=${GRAFANA_OAUTH_CLIENT_SECRET}
 # client_id query parameter — /application/o/<slug>/authorize/ does not exist.
 Environment=GF_AUTH_GENERIC_OAUTH_AUTH_URL=https://auth.franksdank.cloud/application/o/authorize/
 Environment=GF_AUTH_GENERIC_OAUTH_TOKEN_URL=https://auth.franksdank.cloud/application/o/token/
-# ?api=1 = introspection-style userinfo: returns custom claims (groups) too.
-Environment=GF_AUTH_GENERIC_OAUTH_API_URL=https://auth.franksdank.cloud/application/o/userinfo/?api=1
-Environment=GF_AUTH_GENERIC_OAUTH_ALLOW_SIGN_UP=false
+# Standard OIDC userinfo. Grafana v13 fetches <api_url>/emails for the address
+# ONLY when the token carries no `email` claim (authentik has no /emails path and
+# 404s it, failing the login) — so the claim must actually be there: the fix is
+# the grafana-email-scope mapping (see scripts/authentik-grafana-sso-fix.sh),
+# not a Grafana flag. Do NOT append ?api=1 to this URL: Grafana then GETs
+# <...>/userinfo/?api=1/emails, a 403.
+Environment=GF_AUTH_GENERIC_OAUTH_API_URL=https://auth.franksdank.cloud/application/o/userinfo/
+# authentik's scopes are openid/email/profile. `user:email` (a GitLab-ism) is
+# not a known scope here; requesting it makes the authorize view crash.
+# Quoted: quadlet word-splits Environment=, so an unquoted spaced list
+# truncates SCOPES to its first token.
+Environment="GF_AUTH_GENERIC_OAUTH_SCOPES=openid email profile"
+Environment=GF_AUTH_GENERIC_OAUTH_EMAIL_ATTRIBUTE_PATH=email
+Environment=GF_AUTH_GENERIC_OAUTH_LOGIN_ATTRIBUTE_PATH=sub
+Environment=GF_AUTH_GENERIC_OAUTH_NAME_ATTRIBUTE_PATH=preferred_username
+# First SSO login auto-provisions the user. Safe: unauthenticated traffic never
+# reaches this callback — the Anubis -> Authentik guard fronts every request.
+Environment=GF_AUTH_GENERIC_OAUTH_ALLOW_SIGN_UP=true
 Environment=GF_AUTH_GENERIC_OAUTH_AUTO_UPSERT=true
 Environment=GF_AUTH_GENERIC_OAUTH_ALLOW_ASSIGN_ORG=true
 Environment=GF_AUTH_GENERIC_OAUTH_ORG_ID=1

scripts/authentik-grafana-sso-fix.sh

@@ -0,0 +1,81 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+# Repair the Grafana OAuth2 relying-party SSO on Dankclaw's authentik.
+#
+# grafana.franksdank.cloud logs in through authentik as an OAuth2 relying party.
+# Two DB-side facts (the provider was created by hand via `ak shell`, never
+# repo-managed) silently broke that login, and BOTH had previously been
+# mis-recorded here as a single "the property-mapping evaluator is broken, so
+# userinfo returns only `sub`" myth. They are neither, and the evaluator is fine:
+#
+#   1. provider.authorization_flow was NULL. The authorize view builds a flow
+#      planner from it and crashes with
+#      `AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'slug'` — an HTTP 500
+#      "Server Error — Powered by authentik", before any claim is touched.
+#      Fix: point it at default-provider-authorization-implicit-consent, the
+#      flow every other provider in this instance already uses.
+#   2. The `grafana-email-scope` ScopeMapping's expression was the bare string
+#      `user.email`. authentik merges a scope mapping's result into the token as
+#      a MAPPING: a returned dict adds its keys as claims; a returned string is
+#      keyed under the mapping's NAME ("grafana-email-scope"), so no `email`
+#      claim is ever emitted. Grafana, finding no email, falls back to
+#      GET <api_url>/emails, authentik 404s that path, and the login dies with
+#      "Login failed: InternalError". Fix: return
+#      {"email": user.email, "email_verified": True} — the shape the stock
+#      OpenID 'email' mapping uses. The dict-valued `grafana-profile-scope`
+#      mapping has always worked, which is the proof the evaluator is fine.
+#
+# This is authentik DB state. It is NOT in any deployable file: a blueprint
+# re-import, or an ak-shell re-creation of the grafana provider, reverts BOTH
+# facts and the symptom returns verbatim. Re-run this after any such rebuild.
+# Every step is idempotent.
+#
+# Grafana's own half — SCOPES="openid email profile", a standard userinfo API_URL
+# with no `?api=1`, and ALLOW_SIGN_UP=true — lives in
+# dankclaw/observability/quadlet/grafana.container and deploys normally.
+#
+# Usage: authentik-grafana-sso-fix.sh          (override host: AUTHENTIK_HOST=…)
+set -euo pipefail
+HOST="${AUTHENTIK_HOST:-dankclaw}"
+
+ssh "$HOST" 'podman exec -i authentik-server ak shell' <<'PYEOF'
+from authentik.flows.models import Flow
+from authentik.providers.oauth2.models import OAuth2Provider
+
+p = OAuth2Provider.objects.filter(name="grafana").first()
+if not p:
+    raise SystemExit("no OAuth2Provider named 'grafana'")
+
+# 1. The authorization flow every other provider uses.
+want = Flow.objects.filter(slug="default-provider-authorization-implicit-consent").first()
+if not want:
+    raise SystemExit("default-provider-authorization-implicit-consent flow is missing")
+if p.authorization_flow_id != want.pk:
+    p.authorization_flow = want
+    p.save()
+    print(f"set grafana.authorization_flow -> {want.slug}")
+else:
+    print(f"grafana.authorization_flow already {want.slug}")
+
+# 2. The email scope mapping must RETURN A DICT, not a bare string.
+m = p.property_mappings.filter(name="grafana-email-scope").first()
+if not m:
+    raise SystemExit("grafana-email-scope mapping is missing")
+fixed = 'return {"email": user.email, "email_verified": True}'
+if m.expression.strip() != fixed:
+    m.expression = fixed
+    m.save()
+    print("repaired grafana-email-scope -> returns {email, email_verified}")
+else:
+    print("grafana-email-scope expression already correct")
+
+# 3. The id_token must carry the scope claims; Grafana reads identity from it.
+if not p.include_claims_in_id_token:
+    p.include_claims_in_id_token = True
+    p.save()
+    print("enabled include_claims_in_id_token")
+else:
+    print("include_claims_in_id_token already on")
+PYEOF
+
+echo "Done. Verify: sign in at https://grafana.franksdank.cloud via Authentik;"
+echo "the round trip must land on / and /api/user must answer 200 with an email."

serverAppConfigs-docs/Infrastructure/Authentik Outpost Reference.md

@@ -81,7 +81,7 @@ Two provisioning rules, each verified live by an outage:
    appears. Create the Application with `provider_id` set (the UI does this
    automatically; raw API/ORM drives must do it explicitly).
 
-## OAuth2 relying-party quirks (this fork, verified live 2026-08-31)
+## OAuth2 relying-party quirks (this fork; corrected live 2026-10-20)
 
 The Grafana RP provider (`grafana`, pk 9, confidential client) was created and
 verified end-to-end via `ak shell` ORM drives. This fork's OAuth2 provider
@@ -100,23 +100,32 @@ implementation diverges from upstream in ways that bit us; all verified live:
 - **Provider resolution is by `client_id` query param** on the global
   `/application/o/authorize/` route; per-slug authorize paths do not exist in
   this build. Token/userinfo live at `/application/o/token/` and
-  `/application/o/userinfo/?api=1`.
-- **Property-mapping evaluator is broken → userinfo returns `sub` only.**
-  `PropertyMappingEvaluator.evaluate(*args, **kwargs)` forwards kwargs to
-  `BaseEvaluator.evaluate(expression_source)`, so the first context kwarg
-  becomes the *expression source* instead of the context; every call raises a
-  swallowed `PropertyMappingExpressionException` and the claim is skipped.
-  Scope-grant filtering has the same class of bug: `ScopeMapping` has no
-  provider FK (linkage lives in the `ProviderPropertyMapping` through model)
-  so `filter(provider=...)` always yields an empty queryset and tokens asked
-  to carry scopes get zero. Net effect: userinfo/introspection answers with
-  `{sub}` only — email/groups/entitlements claims cannot be delivered by this
-  build until the evaluator is patched or upgraded. Clients consuming this
-  provider must key identity off `sub`.
-- Scope mappings for this provider exist — `grafana-email-scope` and
-  `grafana-profile-scope` are both rows in `authentik_core_propertymapping`
-  (read-only `SELECT`, 2026-10-18) — and will start emitting claims the moment
-  the evaluator bug is fixed; no config change is needed then.
+  `/application/o/userinfo/` — do **not** append `?api=1` to a Grafana API URL.
+- **NULL `authorization_flow` → authorize 500, `AttributeError: 'NoneType'
+  object has no attribute 'slug'`.** A provider created via raw `ak shell`
+  `create()` leaves `authorization_flow` unset; the authorize view then crashes
+  building the flow planner (`flows/planner.py`) and returns "Server Error —
+  Powered by authentik" before any claim is built. This was previously
+  mis-attributed to a broken evaluator; the crash is the missing flow. Fix: set
+  `authorization_flow = default-provider-authorization-implicit-consent` (the
+  flow every other provider in this instance already uses).
+- **A scope mapping that returns a non-dict emits no claim.** authentik merges a
+  granted scope mapping's evaluated result into the token **as a mapping**: a
+  dict contributes its keys as claims; a bare string is keyed under the
+  mapping's NAME, so nothing usable appears. `grafana-email-scope` returned the
+  bare string `user.email`, so no `email` claim landed — the evaluator was
+  never broken (the dict-valued `grafana-profile-scope` mapping has always
+  delivered, and the stock OpenID mappings return dicts). Fix:
+  `return {"email": user.email, "email_verified": True}`. With no email, Grafana
+  v13 falls back to GET `<api_url>/emails`; authentik 404s it → "Login failed:
+  InternalError".
+- **Grafana reads identity from the standard userinfo endpoint** (`API_URL` with
+  no `?api=1`); no `USE_ID_TOKEN` is needed once the `email` claim exists.
+- **Net (2026-10-20):** the evaluator is fine; email/profile claims reach RP
+  clients. Both IdP fixes are idempotent in
+  `scripts/authentik-grafana-sso-fix.sh` (re-run after an ak-shell re-creation of
+  the provider or a blueprint import, which revert them). Grafana's half plus the
+  verified outcome (Viewer, `login = <sub hex>`, email present) are in [[Grafana]].
 
 ## LDAP provider objects (provisioned via `ak shell` ORM)
 

serverAppConfigs-docs/Infrastructure/Grafana.md

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ description: "Grafana visualizes the metrics that Prometheus collects from every
 tags:
   - infrastructure
   - grafana
-timestamp: 2026-09-11
+timestamp: 2026-10-20
 ---
 
 # Grafana
@@ -64,19 +64,28 @@ Grafana responds on `/api/health` with 200 and `"database":"ok"`; measured 2026-
 - Change the default admin credentials at first boot (env or UI).
 - Dashboards provisioned as code (dashboard JSON plus a YAML provider, `shared/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/`) survive container recreation; UI-created ones live in the data volume — back it up.
 - **Auth = OAuth2 relying-party, not auth_proxy.** The embedded outpost carries
-  no provider token (`token=None`), so no identity header ever reaches Grafana;
-  RP mode is topology-independent. The full verified contract (provider pk 9,
-  client_id `grafana-21ca190cde75d60f`, global authorize/token/userinfo paths,
-  Basic client auth, form-encoded token body, and the fork's userinfo-claims
-  bug that leaves identity at the `sub` hash only) is in
-  [[Authentik Outpost Reference]] → "OAuth2 relying-party quirks". Consequences for Grafana:
-  The unit sets `ALLOW_SIGN_UP=false`, `AUTO_UPSERT=true`, `ALLOW_ASSIGN_ORG=true`
-  `ORG_ID=1` and **no** role-attribute mapping (`grafana.container:52-55`), so
-  users land as Viewer with `login = <sub hex>`; no email/groups/role claims
-  reach Grafana until the evaluator bug is fixed — do not write role mappings
-  that depend on those claims. The local admin account stays the only Admin.
-  (The Viewer-default outcome and the `<sub hex>` login are not readable from
-  the host without the database or an admin password. *(unverified 2026-10-18)*)
+  no provider token (`token=None`), so no identity header reaches Grafana; the
+  login is Grafana's own "Sign in with Authentik" button against the `grafana`
+  confidential-client provider. **Verified end-to-end 2026-10-20** after four
+  independent breakages had made it fail. The two Authentik-side causes (a NULL
+  `authorization_flow` → authorize 500; an email scope mapping that returned a
+  bare string so no `email` claim was emitted) and the full wire contract live in
+  [[Authentik Outpost Reference]] → "OAuth2 relying-party quirks"; the IdP half is
+  re-applied by `scripts/authentik-grafana-sso-fix.sh` (idempotent — re-run after
+  an ak-shell re-creation of the provider or a blueprint import, both of which
+  revert it silently). The Grafana half is the unit's own env (`grafana.container`):
+  `SCOPES="openid email profile"` (a GitLab-style `user:email` scope crashes the
+  authorize view), the standard userinfo `API_URL` with **no `?api=1`**, the
+  attribute paths `email`/`sub`/`preferred_username`, and `ALLOW_SIGN_UP=true`
+  (safe: the guard fronts the callback). Grafana v13 only GETs `<api_url>/emails`
+  when the token carries no `email` claim — so it is the email claim itself (an
+  IdP fix, above) that makes the login land, not any Grafana toggle.
+- **What a new login becomes:** a Viewer in org 1 (`ALLOW_ASSIGN_ORG=true`,
+  `ORG_ID=1`, no role-attribute mapping), with `login = <sub hex>` but the real
+  `email`. The local admin account stays the only Admin. The landing that the
+  edge-only 13-sso spec never checked is now asserted by
+  `tests/e2e/specs/20-grafana-sso.spec.ts` (RP round-trip → `/api/user` 200 with
+  an email).
 - **Never point this unit's `EnvironmentFile` at the repo-root `.env`.** That
   file is a gluetun env file and it carries `HOME=/root`; systemd imports it
   for the service, podman then looks for its configuration under `/root`

shared/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/host-system.json

@@ -0,0 +1,144 @@
+{
+  "uid": "host-system",
+  "title": "Hosts \u2014 Dankclaw & Dankserver",
+  "description": "node_exporter for both servers. Starter set \u2014 throw-at-the-wall breadth; refine the windows and drop the noise. The picker selects the host; CPU/load/memory/filesystem/network are per-node.",
+  "tags": ["host", "system"],
+  "timezone": "browser",
+  "schemaVersion": 39,
+  "refresh": "30s",
+  "time": { "from": "now-6h", "to": "now" },
+  "templating": {
+    "list": [
+      {
+        "name": "node",
+        "label": "host",
+        "type": "query",
+        "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+        "query": { "query": "label_values(up{job=~\"node-.*\"}, job)", "refId": "A" },
+        "includeAll": true,
+        "multi": true,
+        "current": { "text": "All", "value": "$__all" }
+      }
+    ]
+  },
+  "panels": [
+    {
+      "id": 1, "type": "stat", "title": "Uptime",
+      "description": "Time since boot. A drop means a reboot.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 4, "w": 6, "x": 0, "y": 0 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "s" }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "time() - node_boot_time_seconds{job=~\"$node\"}", "legendFormat": "{{job}}", "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 2, "type": "stat", "title": "Memory used",
+      "description": "1 - MemAvailable/MemTotal. The honest \"in use\" figure (excludes reclaimable cache).",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 4, "w": 6, "x": 6, "y": 0 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "percentunit", "min": 0, "max": 1, "thresholds": { "mode": "absolute", "steps": [{ "color": "green", "value": null }, { "color": "yellow", "value": 0.8 }, { "color": "red", "value": 0.92 }] } }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "1 - node_memory_MemAvailable_bytes{job=~\"$node\"} / node_memory_MemTotal_bytes{job=~\"$node\"}", "legendFormat": "{{job}}", "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 3, "type": "stat", "title": "Load 5m / core",
+      "description": "Per-core load5. >1 sustained means runnable tasks are queuing behind cores.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 4, "w": 6, "x": 12, "y": 0 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "short", "thresholds": { "mode": "absolute", "steps": [{ "color": "green", "value": null }, { "color": "yellow", "value": 0.7 }, { "color": "red", "value": 1 }] } }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "node_load5{job=~\"$node\"} / count by (job) (node_cpu_seconds_total{job=~\"$node\",mode=\"idle\"})", "legendFormat": "{{job}}", "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 4, "type": "stat", "title": "Open file handles",
+      "description": "FDs allocated vs the kernel maximum. Rising toward the max precedes EMFILE across the host.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 4, "w": 6, "x": 18, "y": 0 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "percentunit", "max": 1, "thresholds": { "mode": "absolute", "steps": [{ "color": "green", "value": null }, { "color": "yellow", "value": 0.7 }, { "color": "red", "value": 0.9 }] } }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "node_filefd_allocated{job=~\"$node\"} / node_filefd_maximum{job=~\"$node\"}", "legendFormat": "{{job}}", "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 5, "type": "timeseries", "title": "CPU busy %",
+      "description": "CPU seconds/s in each mode = cores busy per mode; the stack sums to total cores in use (16/host here). A user or system spike points at what is loading the box; steal > 0 means the hypervisor is throttling.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 0, "y": 4 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "short", "min": 0, "custom": { "fillOpacity": 10, "lineWidth": 1, "stacking": { "mode": "normal" } } }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [
+        { "expr": "sum by (job,mode) (rate(node_cpu_seconds_total{job=~\"$node\",mode!=\"idle\",mode!=\"iowait\"}[5m]))", "legendFormat": "{{job}} {{mode}}", "refId": "A" }
+      ]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 6, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Load average",
+      "description": "load1/5/15 per host.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 12, "y": 4 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "short" }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [
+        { "expr": "node_load1{job=~\"$node\"}", "legendFormat": "{{job}} load1", "refId": "A" },
+        { "expr": "node_load5{job=~\"$node\"}", "legendFormat": "{{job}} load5", "refId": "B" },
+        { "expr": "node_load15{job=~\"$node\"}", "legendFormat": "{{job}} load15", "refId": "C" }
+      ]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 7, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Memory breakdown",
+      "description": "Total, free, buffers+cache. Reclaimable cache is not pressure; MemAvailable is the real headroom.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 0, "y": 12 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "bytes" }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [
+        { "expr": "node_memory_MemTotal_bytes{job=~\"$node\"} - node_memory_MemAvailable_bytes{job=~\"$node\"}", "legendFormat": "{{job}} used", "refId": "A" },
+        { "expr": "node_memory_MemAvailable_bytes{job=~\"$node\"}", "legendFormat": "{{job}} available", "refId": "B" }
+      ]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 8, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Filesystem free %",
+      "description": "Per mountpoint. The media/library stacks fill disks.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 12, "y": 12 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "percentunit", "min": 0, "max": 1, "thresholds": { "mode": "absolute", "steps": [{ "color": "red", "value": null }, { "color": "green", "value": 0.15 }] } }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [
+        { "expr": "node_filesystem_avail_bytes{job=~\"$node\",fstype!~\"tmpfs|overlay|squashfs\"} / node_filesystem_size_bytes{job=~\"$node\",fstype!~\"tmpfs|overlay|squashfs\"}", "legendFormat": "{{job}} {{mountpoint}}", "refId": "A" }
+      ]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 9, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Disk throughput",
+      "description": "Read/write bytes/s per device.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 0, "y": 20 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "Bps" }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [
+        { "expr": "sum by (job,device) (rate(node_disk_read_bytes_total{job=~\"$node\"}[5m]))", "legendFormat": "{{job}} {{device}} R", "refId": "A" },
+        { "expr": "-sum by (job,device) (rate(node_disk_written_bytes_total{job=~\"$node\"}[5m]))", "legendFormat": "{{job}} {{device}} W", "refId": "B" }
+      ]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 10, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Disk busy %",
+      "description": "Fraction of time the device had I/O in flight. Near 1 = the device is the bottleneck.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 12, "y": 20 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "percentunit", "min": 0, "max": 1 }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [
+        { "expr": "rate(node_disk_io_time_seconds_total{job=~\"$node\"}[5m])", "legendFormat": "{{job}} {{device}}", "refId": "A" }
+      ]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 11, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Network throughput",
+      "description": "Receive (up) / transmit (down) bytes/s per interface.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 0, "y": 28 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "Bps" }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [
+        { "expr": "sum by (job,device) (rate(node_network_receive_bytes_total{job=~\"$node\",device!~\"lo|veth.*|br.*|docker.*\"}[5m]))", "legendFormat": "{{job}} {{device}} RX", "refId": "A" },
+        { "expr": "-sum by (job,device) (rate(node_network_transmit_bytes_total{job=~\"$node\",device!~\"lo|veth.*|br.*|docker.*\"}[5m]))", "legendFormat": "{{job}} {{device}} TX", "refId": "B" }
+      ]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 12, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Network errors / drops",
+      "description": "Interface errors and drops \u2014 the signature of a saturated link or a bad NIC/cable.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 12, "y": 28 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "ops" }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [
+        { "expr": "sum by (job,device) (rate(node_network_receive_errs_total{job=~\"$node\"}[5m]))", "legendFormat": "{{job}} {{device}} RX err", "refId": "A" },
+        { "expr": "sum by (job,device) (rate(node_network_transmit_errs_total{job=~\"$node\"}[5m]))", "legendFormat": "{{job}} {{device}} TX err", "refId": "B" }
+      ]
+    }
+  ]
+}

shared/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/llm-fleet.json

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 {
   "uid": "llm-fleet",
   "title": "LLM fleet \u2014 capacity and reuse",
-  "description": "The signals that explain the LLM endpoints under load. One metric namespace: llamacpp:* across all three endpoints — frank-zealot (Dankclaw, RTX 3090), frank-dragoon (Dankclaw, gfx1151 iGPU) and frank-archon (Dankserver, 2x R9700, llama.cpp again since the 2026-09-26 swap back from Lucebox DS4.1). The endpoint picker selects between them. See serverAppConfigs-docs/Infrastructure/Observability.md for the namespace split and the addressability rules.",
+  "description": "The signals that explain the LLM endpoints under load, in TWO namespaces. Panels 1-6 are llama.cpp (llamacpp:*) and the endpoint picker ($job) selects frank-zealot (Dankclaw, RTX 3090) and frank-dragoon (Dankclaw, gfx1151 iGPU). frank-archon (Dankserver, 2x R9700) is radiance, NOT llama.cpp: it emits vllm:* and radiance:* (job=frank-archon) and has its own section at the bottom - those families are alert-on but were never graphed here until now. See serverAppConfigs-docs/Infrastructure/Observability.md.",
   "tags": [
     "llm",
     "capacity"
@@ -212,6 +212,98 @@
           "refId": "A"
         }
       ]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 100,
+      "type": "row",
+      "title": "frank-archon \u2014 radiance (vllm:* + radiance:*)",
+      "collapsed": false,
+      "gridPos": { "h": 1, "w": 24, "x": 0, "y": 33 },
+      "panels": []
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 101, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Archon throughput (tokens/s)",
+      "description": "vLLM-compat counters: prompt and generation token rates for frank-archon.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 0, "y": 34 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "short", "min": 0, "custom": { "fillOpacity": 10, "lineWidth": 1 } }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [
+        { "expr": "sum(rate(vllm:prompt_tokens_total{job=\"frank-archon\"}[5m]))", "legendFormat": "prompt/s", "refId": "A" },
+        { "expr": "sum(rate(vllm:generation_tokens_total{job=\"frank-archon\"}[5m]))", "legendFormat": "generation/s", "refId": "B" }
+      ]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 102, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Archon request outcomes",
+      "description": "Completed requests/s by finish reason (stop / length / tool_calls / abort).",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 12, "y": 34 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "targets": [
+        { "expr": "sum by (finished_reason)(rate(vllm:request_success_total{job=\"frank-archon\"}[5m]))", "legendFormat": "{{finished_reason}}", "refId": "A" }
+      ]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 103, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Archon queue and preemptions",
+      "description": "num_requests_waiting is the queue gauge (VllmRequestsQueueing fires on >0); preemption rate (VllmPreempting).",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 0, "y": 42 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "targets": [
+        { "expr": "vllm:num_requests_waiting{job=\"frank-archon\"}", "legendFormat": "waiting", "refId": "A" },
+        { "expr": "sum(rate(vllm:num_preemptions_total{job=\"frank-archon\"}[5m]))", "legendFormat": "preemptions/s", "refId": "B" }
+      ]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 104, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Archon time-to-first-token",
+      "description": "TTFT p50/p95 from the vLLM histogram. VllmTtftSlow alerts when the p95 recording rule exceeds 120 s.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 12, "y": 42 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "s", "min": 0, "custom": { "fillOpacity": 10, "lineWidth": 1 } }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [
+        { "expr": "histogram_quantile(0.5, sum by (le)(rate(vllm:time_to_first_token_seconds_bucket{job=\"frank-archon\"}[5m])))", "legendFormat": "p50", "refId": "A" },
+        { "expr": "histogram_quantile(0.95, sum by (le)(rate(vllm:time_to_first_token_seconds_bucket{job=\"frank-archon\"}[5m])))", "legendFormat": "p95", "refId": "B" }
+      ]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 105, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Archon radiance decode/prefill t/s",
+      "description": "radiance-native instantaneous throughput gauges - the engine's own view, not the vLLM counter derivative.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 0, "y": 50 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "targets": [
+        { "expr": "radiance:decode_tokens_per_second{job=\"frank-archon\"}", "legendFormat": "decode t/s", "refId": "A" },
+        { "expr": "radiance:prefill_tokens_per_second{job=\"frank-archon\"}", "legendFormat": "prefill t/s", "refId": "B" }
+      ]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 106, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Archon speculative decode (MTP)",
+      "description": "radiance draft acceptance - the native signal vLLM metrics omit. The whole reason radiance exposes its own endpoint.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 12, "y": 50 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "percentunit", "min": 0, "max": 1, "custom": { "fillOpacity": 10, "lineWidth": 1 } }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [
+        { "expr": "radiance:draft_acceptance_ratio{job=\"frank-archon\"}", "legendFormat": "acceptance ratio", "refId": "A" },
+        { "expr": "sum(rate(radiance:draft_accepted_total{job=\"frank-archon\"}[5m])) / clamp_min(sum(rate(radiance:draft_tokens_total{job=\"frank-archon\"}[5m])), 0.001)", "legendFormat": "accepted/token", "refId": "B" }
+      ]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 107, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Archon engine step time",
+      "description": "radiance engine-step accounting: mean decode step duration (seconds per step) plus prefill steps/s.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 0, "y": 58 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "s", "min": 0, "custom": { "fillOpacity": 10, "lineWidth": 1 } }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [
+        { "expr": "rate(radiance:engine_step_seconds_decode_total{job=\"frank-archon\"}[5m]) / clamp_min(rate(radiance:engine_steps_decode_total{job=\"frank-archon\"}[5m]), 0.001)", "legendFormat": "avg decode step", "refId": "A" },
+        { "expr": "sum(rate(radiance:engine_steps_prefill_total{job=\"frank-archon\"}[5m]))", "legendFormat": "prefill steps/s", "refId": "B" }
+      ]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 108, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Archon prefix cache hit rate",
+      "description": "vLLM and radiance prefix-cache hit rates. A collapse fires VllmPrefixCacheCollapse.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 12, "y": 58 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "percentunit", "min": 0, "max": 1, "custom": { "fillOpacity": 10, "lineWidth": 1 } }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [
+        { "expr": "vllm:gpu_prefix_cache_hit_rate{job=\"frank-archon\"}", "legendFormat": "vllm prefix hit", "refId": "A" },
+        { "expr": "radiance:linear_prefix_cache_hit_rate{job=\"frank-archon\"}", "legendFormat": "radiance prefix hit", "refId": "B" }
+      ]
     }
   ]
 }

shared/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/logs-overview.json

@@ -0,0 +1,75 @@
+{
+  "uid": "logs-overview",
+  "title": "Logs \u2014 Loki (systemd journal)",
+  "description": "Everything in Loki arrives as the journal (job=systemd-journal); the container is a JSON field parsed at query time, not a stream label. Starter breadth \u2014 the volume/error panels group by the parsed container_name. Loki keeps ~7 days; wide ranges are cheap counts, not the raw log panel.",
+  "tags": ["logs", "loki"],
+  "timezone": "browser",
+  "schemaVersion": 39,
+  "refresh": "30s",
+  "time": { "from": "now-1h", "to": "now" },
+  "templating": {
+    "list": [
+      {
+        "name": "container",
+        "label": "container",
+        "type": "query",
+        "datasource": { "type": "loki", "uid": "loki" },
+        "query": { "query": "{job=\"systemd-journal\"} | json", "label": "container_name", "refId": "A" },
+        "includeAll": true,
+        "multi": true,
+        "refresh": 2,
+        "current": { "text": "All", "value": "$__all" }
+      }
+    ]
+  },
+  "panels": [
+    {
+      "id": 1, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Log volume by container (lines/s)",
+      "description": "Parse the journal JSON, count lines per container. Spikes = a chatty or crashing unit.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 9, "w": 24, "x": 0, "y": 0 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "loki", "uid": "loki" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "reqps", "custom": { "fillOpacity": 20, "stacking": { "mode": "normal" } } }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum by (container_name) (count_over_time({job=\"systemd-journal\"} | json [$__auto]))", "legendFormat": "{{container_name}}", "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 2, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Total log rate",
+      "description": "All journal lines per second.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 0, "y": 9 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "loki", "uid": "loki" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "reqps" }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum(count_over_time({job=\"systemd-journal\"} [$__auto]))", "legendFormat": "all lines/s", "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 3, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Error-level line rate",
+      "description": "Lines matching error/panic/fatal/fail. A blunt text match \u2014 the journal carries no structured level for all units.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 12, "y": 9 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "loki", "uid": "loki" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "reqps", "color": { "mode": "fixed", "fixedColor": "red" } }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum(count_over_time({job=\"systemd-journal\"} |~ \"(?i)(error|panic|fatal|fail)\" [$__auto]))", "legendFormat": "error lines/s", "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 4, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Errors by container",
+      "description": "Which unit is throwing. Rank by the top offenders.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 0, "y": 17 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "loki", "uid": "loki" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "reqps" }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum by (container_name) (count_over_time({job=\"systemd-journal\"} |~ \"(?i)(error|panic|fatal)\" | json [$__auto]))", "legendFormat": "{{container_name}}", "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 5, "type": "stat", "title": "Error lines (last 15m)",
+      "description": "Absolute count over the window, not a rate.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 12, "y": 17 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "loki", "uid": "loki" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "short", "thresholds": { "mode": "absolute", "steps": [{ "color": "green", "value": null }, { "color": "yellow", "value": 50 }, { "color": "red", "value": 500 }] } }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum(count_over_time({job=\"systemd-journal\"} |~ \"(?i)(error|panic|fatal)\" [15m]))", "instant": true, "legendFormat": "errors/15m", "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 6, "type": "logs", "title": "Journal (filtered)",
+      "description": "Raw lines for the selected containers. Set the container picker; keep the window tight.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 12, "w": 24, "x": 0, "y": 25 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "loki", "uid": "loki" },
+      "options": { "showTime": true, "wrapLogMessage": true, "sortOrder": "Descending", "enableLogDetails": true },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "{job=\"systemd-journal\"} | json | container_name=~\"$container\"", "refId": "A" }]
+    }
+  ]
+}

shared/grafana/provisioning/dashboards/observability.json

@@ -0,0 +1,96 @@
+{
+  "uid": "observability",
+  "title": "Observability \u2014 self-monitoring",
+  "description": "The health of the stack that watches the fleet: Prometheus scrape/TSDB, Loki ingest, Grafana. If this is red the dashboards lie. Note: Alertmanager is running but NOT scraped by Prometheus (no job) \u2014 its metrics are absent by design gap, not fault.",
+  "tags": ["observability", "meta"],
+  "timezone": "browser",
+  "schemaVersion": 39,
+  "refresh": "30s",
+  "time": { "from": "now-6h", "to": "now" },
+  "panels": [
+    {
+      "id": 1, "type": "stat", "title": "Targets up",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 4, "w": 4, "x": 0, "y": 0 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "short", "thresholds": { "mode": "absolute", "steps": [{ "color": "green", "value": null }] } }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "count(up == 1)", "instant": true, "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 2, "type": "stat", "title": "Targets down",
+      "description": "Known structural downs: comfyui (no metrics endpoint), gitea (metrics off), and the homepage 'services' probes. Real regressions ride up from here too \u2014 check the table before dismissing.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 4, "w": 4, "x": 4, "y": 0 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "short", "thresholds": { "mode": "absolute", "steps": [{ "color": "green", "value": null }, { "color": "red", "value": 1 }] } }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "count(up == 0)", "instant": true, "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 3, "type": "stat", "title": "TSDB head series",
+      "description": "Active series in memory. A jump = a new exporter or a label-cardinality leak.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 4, "w": 5, "x": 8, "y": 0 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "short" }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "prometheus_tsdb_head_series", "instant": true, "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 4, "type": "stat", "title": "Discovered targets",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 4, "w": 5, "x": 13, "y": 0 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "short" }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum(prometheus_sd_discovered_targets)", "instant": true, "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 5, "type": "stat", "title": "Prometheus mem",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 4, "w": 3, "x": 18, "y": 0 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "bytes" }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "process_resident_memory_bytes{job=\"prometheus\"}", "instant": true, "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 6, "type": "stat", "title": "Grafana up",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 4, "w": 3, "x": 21, "y": 0 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "mappings": [{ "type": "value", "options": { "1": { "text": "UP", "color": "green" }, "0": { "text": "DOWN", "color": "red" } } }], "thresholds": { "mode": "absolute", "steps": [{ "color": "red", "value": null }, { "color": "green", "value": 1 }] } }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "up{job=\"grafana\"}", "instant": true, "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 7, "type": "table", "title": "Target health",
+      "description": "Every scrape target and its current up. Sort by Value to surface regressions.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 9, "w": 12, "x": 0, "y": 4 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "options": { "sortBy": [{ "displayName": "Value", "sortOrder": "Asc" }] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "up", "format": "table", "instant": true, "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 8, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Scrape interval drift (p99 actual)",
+      "description": "Actual seconds between scrapes (summary quantile). Above the 15s scrape_interval = Prometheus is falling behind its own cadence (slow endpoints or overload).",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 9, "w": 12, "x": 12, "y": 4 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "s" }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "prometheus_target_interval_length_seconds{quantile=\"0.99\"}", "legendFormat": "{{instance}}", "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 9, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Scrape samples/s",
+      "description": "Total samples ingested across all jobs.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 0, "y": 13 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "short" }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum(rate(scrape_samples_scraped[5m]))", "legendFormat": "samples/s", "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 10, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Loki request rate",
+      "description": "Loki served requests/s (push, query). A drop to zero means ingest or query has stopped.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 12, "x": 12, "y": 13 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "reqps" }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum by (route) (rate(loki_request_duration_seconds_count[5m]))", "legendFormat": "{{route}}", "refId": "A" }]
+    },
+    {
+      "id": 11, "type": "timeseries", "title": "Exporter process CPU",
+      "description": "CPU by monitored process \u2014 spot a runaway exporter or the Prometheus process itself.",
+      "gridPos": { "h": 8, "w": 24, "x": 0, "y": 21 },
+      "datasource": { "type": "prometheus", "uid": "prometheus" },
+      "fieldConfig": { "defaults": { "unit": "percentunit" }, "overrides": [] },
+      "targets": [{ "expr": "sum by (job) (rate(process_cpu_seconds_total[5m]))", "legendFormat": "{{job}}", "refId": "A" }]
+    }
+  ]
+}

tests/e2e/playwright.config.ts

@@ -29,8 +29,14 @@ export default defineConfig({
       // green suite with a test that does not exist. 17- joined on 2026-09-16
       // (the hermes vhost, whose upstream is a host address rather than a
       // container name, so it needs its own pass condition). 18- joined on
-      // 2026-09-24 (OpenWebUI SSO through authentik).
-      testMatch: /(10|12|13|16|17|18)-.*\.spec\.ts/,
+      // 2026-09-24 (OpenWebUI SSO through authentik). 20- joined on 2026-10-21
+      // (Grafana's OAuth2 relying-party login, which the edge-only 13- never
+      // follows). 21- joined 2026-10-21 (the open-notebook vhost, deployed
+      // 2026-10-19 - the newest guarded app, in neither GUARDED list nor any
+      // spec until now: the 17-hermes "uncovered vhost broke silently" class).
+      // 22- joins Prometheus's app-is-really-there proof (its own API), closing
+      // the "not a login wall but maybe a 404" hole 20- closed for Grafana.
+      testMatch: /(10|12|13|16|17|18|20|21|22)-.*\.spec\.ts/,
       use: { storageState: ".auth/qa-e2e.json" },
       dependencies: ["setup"],
     },

tests/e2e/specs/14-guard.spec.ts

@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ const BASE = "https://www.franksdank.cloud";
 // Every vhost that Caddy routes through anubis:8923 (see dankclaw/Caddyfile).
 // Keep this list in lockstep with the Caddyfile: a new guarded vhost must be
 // added here or the guard-chain audit is incomplete.
-const GUARDED = ["www", "search", "romm", "files", "seerr", "grafana", "prometheus", "loki"];
+const GUARDED = ["www", "search", "romm", "files", "seerr", "grafana", "prometheus", "loki", "notebook"];
 
 // Markers that prove app content leaked past the guard to an anonymous user.
 const LEAK_MARKERS: Record<string, string[]> = {
@@ -25,6 +25,7 @@ const LEAK_MARKERS: Record<string, string[]> = {
   "seerr.franksdank.cloud": ["Request Movie"],
   "grafana.franksdank.cloud": ["Dashboards"],
   "prometheus.franksdank.cloud": ["Expression Browser", "Graph"],
+  "notebook.franksdank.cloud": ["Open Notebook"],
 };
 
 test("homepage root (/) is guarded for unauthenticated users", async ({ page }) => {

tests/e2e/specs/20-grafana-sso.spec.ts

@@ -0,0 +1,56 @@
+import { expect, test } from "@playwright/test";
+
+// Grafana (grafana.franksdank.cloud) is an OAuth2 RELYING PARTY, not an
+// outpost-fronted proxy: the guard chain (13-sso) only proves an authenticated
+// session reaches Grafana's login page. The login itself happens through
+// Grafana's own "Sign in with Authentik" button, which the edge test never
+// follows — that is exactly how the RP login could be dead (500 on authorize,
+// or an email-claim gap bouncing back to /login) while 13- still passed green.
+// This spec drives the real RP round-trip and asserts a live Grafana session.
+
+const HOST = "grafana.franksdank.cloud";
+const CHALLENGE = "Making sure you're not a bot";
+
+test("SSO: Grafana relying-party login lands a real session", async ({ page, request }) => {
+  test.setTimeout(180_000);
+
+  // Warm the guard: the vhost runs its own Anubis proof-of-work on first visit.
+  await page.goto(`https://${HOST}/`);
+  await expect
+    .poll(
+      async () => !(await page.locator("body").innerText()).includes(CHALLENGE),
+      { timeout: 90_000 },
+    )
+    .toBe(true);
+
+  // The "Sign in with Authentik" button targets this RP start URL exactly.
+  // Going straight there is the same code path without depending on the SPA's
+  // button markup.
+  await page.goto(`https://${HOST}/login/generic_oauth`);
+
+  // The chain: grafana -> auth (implicit consent, the session is already
+  // there) -> back to grafana with the code -> grafana provisions the user and
+  // redirects to "/". A dead provider/claims config bounces back to /login.
+  await expect
+    .poll(
+      async () => {
+        const u = new URL(page.url());
+        return u.hostname === HOST && u.pathname !== "/login";
+      },
+      { timeout: 90_000 },
+    )
+    .toBe(true);
+
+  const body = await page.locator("body").innerText();
+  expect(body).not.toContain("Login failed");
+  expect(body.toLowerCase()).not.toContain("powered by authentik"); // IdP flow shell
+  expect(body).not.toContain(CHALLENGE);
+
+  // A genuine logged-in session exists: /api/user answers 200 with an email,
+  // not 401. This is the assertion the edge-only spec could never make.
+  const resp = await page.request.get(`https://${HOST}/api/user`);
+  expect(resp.status()).toBe(200);
+  const user = await resp.json();
+  expect(typeof user.email).toBe("string");
+  expect(user.email.length).toBeGreaterThan(0);
+});

tests/e2e/specs/21-notebook.spec.ts

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+import { expect, test } from "@playwright/test";
+
+// open-notebook (notebook.franksdank.cloud), deployed 2026-10-19, is a guarded
+// vhost whose outpost (notebook-proxy) fronts an app with its OWN password
+// login - the same shape as hermes (17-) and OpenWebUI (18-): the guard chain
+// (Anubis PoW -> authentik outpost) must hand off to the app, and the app's own
+// login page is the expected landing. Until now this host appeared in neither
+// the 13-/14- GUARDED lists nor any dedicated spec, so a broken upstream would
+// have stayed invisible - the exact 17-hermes "uncovered vhost" failure class.
+// 14- now covers the unauthenticated gate; this spec owns authenticated
+// reachability with a POSITIVE app marker, not just "not a login wall".
+
+const VHOST = "https://notebook.franksdank.cloud/";
+const CHALLENGE = "Making sure you're not a bot";
+
+test("notebook vhost reaches the open-notebook app through the guard chain", async ({ page }) => {
+  test.setTimeout(180_000);
+  await page.goto(VHOST);
+
+  // The Anubis proof-of-work clears in a real browser and the outpost hands off
+  // to the app; the user must never be parked on an authentik flow.
+  await expect
+    .poll(async () => !(await page.locator("body").innerText()).includes(CHALLENGE), { timeout: 90_000 })
+    .toBe(true);
+  await expect
+    .poll(() => new URL(page.url()).hostname, { timeout: 60_000 })
+    .toBe("notebook.franksdank.cloud");
+  expect(
+    new URL(page.url()).pathname.startsWith("/if/"),
+    "must not be parked on an authentik flow",
+  ).toBe(false);
+  expect(
+    await page.locator('input[name="uidField"]').count(),
+    "must not show the authentik login form",
+  ).toBe(0);
+
+  // Positive identity: the page really is open-notebook's own login, not a
+  // Caddy error or the IdP shell. The app answering its own login is the pass.
+  await expect(page, "destination title must be Open Notebook").toHaveTitle(/open notebook/i, {
+    timeout: 30_000,
+  });
+  await expect(page.locator("body"), "open-notebook login marker").toContainText(
+    /enter your password/i,
+    { timeout: 30_000 },
+  );
+  const body = await page.locator("body").innerText();
+  expect(body, "must not leak the IdP flow shell").not.toContain("Powered by authentik");
+  expect(body, "must not be a Caddy upstream error").not.toContain("Bad Gateway");
+
+  const resp = await page.request.get(VHOST);
+  expect(resp.status(), "open-notebook must answer, not error").toBeLessThan(500);
+});

tests/e2e/specs/22-prometheus-sso.spec.ts

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+import { expect, test } from "@playwright/test";
+
+// Prometheus (prometheus.franksdank.cloud) sits behind the same embedded outpost
+// as Grafana. 13-sso and 11-admin only ever assert it is "not a login wall and
+// under 500" - which a Prometheus serving a 404 or a blank page would ALSO pass.
+// This is the app-is-really-there proof 20- provides for Grafana: with the
+// standard session the outpost hands off silently to the Prometheus UI, and the
+// app's own API answers success. A guard-route or upstream regression that lets
+// any non-Prometheus answer through fails here.
+
+test("SSO: Prometheus app answers its own API through authentik", async ({ page, request }) => {
+  test.setTimeout(180_000);
+  await page.goto("https://prometheus.franksdank.cloud/");
+
+  // Challenge clears, outpost hands off silently to the app (no credential prompt).
+  await expect
+    .poll(
+      async () => !(await page.locator("body").innerText()).includes("Making sure you're not a bot"),
+      { timeout: 90_000 },
+    )
+    .toBe(true);
+  await expect
+    .poll(() => new URL(page.url()).hostname, { timeout: 60_000 })
+    .toBe("prometheus.franksdank.cloud");
+  expect(await page.locator('input[name="uidField"]').count(), "no authentik form").toBe(0);
+  await expect(page, "must land on the Prometheus UI").toHaveTitle(/prometheus/i, { timeout: 30_000 });
+
+  // Load-bearing assertion: the Prometheus API itself answers, authenticated,
+  // through the outpost. An IdP bounce, a 404, or a raw upstream error fails here.
+  const api = await request.get("https://prometheus.franksdank.cloud/api/v1/status/buildinfo");
+  expect(api.status(), "Prometheus API must answer 200 through the guard").toBe(200);
+  expect((await api.json()).status, "Prometheus API must report success").toBe("success");
+});