The board showed mariadb, valkey and Postgres as "down". None of them is down:
the checker runs on Dankclaw and can reach that host's loopback, its container
names, and published LAN addresses — while all three cards probe
container-internal database ports (192.168.0.235:3306, 127.0.0.1:6379/:5432).
They were red by construction, which is how a status board stops being read.
Publishing a database port on the LAN to make a badge green is not a trade this
fleet makes, so they are wip with the reason in their description, and the apps
that front them carry the status. Gluetun (WireGuard, UDP) was the pre-existing
example of the same call.
The rule is now written down in the Homepage doc: a card must be probeable from
the monitor's host or be wip. That is the same lesson as the Prometheus jobs
that scrape HTML pages and can never report up — an always-red signal teaches
the operator to ignore the surface it lives on.
Frank
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