The ad-hoc status commands kept producing wrong readings, most seriously
reporting "MemAvailable 0.0 GiB" on a host that actually had 240 GiB free.
Cause: /proc/meminfo separates key from value with a TAB, so
grep MemAvailable /proc/meminfo | tr -s " " | cut -d" " -f2
returns an empty field and awk prints 0.0. A false "host is out of memory"
reading is worse than no reading, because it invites an unnecessary abort.
dankstatus.sh parses on a colon split (tab-agnostic), cross-checks
MemAvailable against MemTotal before printing either, and refuses to print
a zero value. It also pins the rocm-smi CSV column order (device, total,
used) which was previously read swapped, and takes only the first line of
systemctl is-active/is-enabled, which emit more than one line here.
Incidental finding while validating: rocm-smi reports card2 (the 7700X iGPU)
as 0.50 GiB total, not the 123.0 GiB torch.cuda reports. torch was exposing
the GTT aperture. The device is smaller than documented, not larger.
Tests: 346/346 pass (no test surface touched).
