docs+units: fix every claim my own changes made false

Retiring dankclaw/compose.yaml and adding alert rules invalidated claims across
the repo, including in the rule file agents read first. Clean cutover includes
the prose.

**Tests that had gone hollow.** Four assertions grepped dankclaw/compose.yaml
for a service name. With the file gone they passed by *absence* — a gate that
can no longer fail. Each now asserts the real invariant ("no dankclaw compose
file competes with the quadlet units") and keeps a live check for a re-added
entry, so it still fails when one appears: verified by recreating a compose file
with a comfyui service and watching three tests go red, then removing it.

**AGENTS.md, which was wrong about ComfyUI.** It said ComfyUI runs CPU-only
("no ROCm wheels for gfx1151, CUDA images wrong"). That was true in the
compose era and is false now: the restored unit runs with /dev/kfd + /dev/dri and
must NOT pass --cpu. An agent trusting the rule file would have re-broken it.
Also corrected: the observability paragraph ("RUNNING BUT UNCONFIGURED, no
datasource, no rules" — all three have been configured since 2026-09-16), the
Active runbook row that still named halogen for frank-large, halogen's absence
from the Retired table, the benchmark policy naming halogen's harness, and the
seam list.

**Unit and page claims.** prometheus.container said "no alerting rules anywhere
in this stack"; node-exporter.container said Dankserver runs from its compose
stack; Prometheus.md documented three jobs as working (they scrape HTML: they
can never report up) and said no dashboard existed; index.md and the three
authentik service pages pointed at the retired file; Authentik.md's upgrade
instruction told you to bump an image tag in it.

One bad edit of my own on the way (a stale line number clobbered a See Also
entry in Prometheus.md) — caught by reading back, fixed, and the vault link
checker now proves the cross-references hold.

serverAppConfigs-docs/Infrastructure/authentik-server.md

@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ This is the service the Caddy `forward_auth` vhosts proxy to
 (`authentik-server:9000`). It also serves the login page at
 `https://auth.franksdank.cloud`.
 
-- **Compose service:** `authentik-server` (in `dankclaw/compose.yaml`)
+- **Unit:** `dankclaw/authentik/quadlet/authentik-server.container` (`authentik-server.service`)
 - **Image:** `ghcr.io/goauthentik/server:2026.8.0` (command: `server`)
 - **Port:** `9000` (published; the outpost + admin + login all live here)
 - **Data:** `/home/dank/authentik/data` (bind mount, shared with the worker)