diff --git a/shared/homepage/services.json b/shared/homepage/services.json
index 5abfcec..dc9ff80 100644
--- a/shared/homepage/services.json
+++ b/shared/homepage/services.json
@@ -223,7 +223,7 @@
   {
     "name": "frank-large",
     "category": "admin",
-    "description": "The large LLM (Qwen3.8-Flash-Next, halogen) on Dankclaw.",
+    "description": "The large LLM (Qwen3.8-Flash-Next Uncensored, ik_llama.cpp) on Dankclaw.",
     "url": "",
     "docs": "",
     "probe": "127.0.0.1:7770",
@@ -232,9 +232,9 @@
     "showLink": false
   },
   {
-    "name": "frank-small",
+    "name": "frank-medium",
     "category": "admin",
-    "description": "The small LLM (35B MoE) on Dankserver.",
+    "description": "The medium LLM (Qwen3.8-27B Uncensored MXFP4, vllm-radiance) on Dankserver — two R9700s behind one :7770 endpoint.",
     "url": "",
     "docs": "",
     "probe": "192.168.0.235:7770",
diff --git a/tests/homepage_config.bats b/tests/homepage_config.bats
index dfea0d1..803e4dc 100644
--- a/tests/homepage_config.bats
+++ b/tests/homepage_config.bats
@@ -39,3 +39,20 @@ for svc in data:
         assert not svc.get("url"), f"{svc['name']} is status-only but has a url"
 PY
 }
+
+@test "the LLM status cards track the fleet, not retired service names" {
+    # This drifted: the card probing Dankserver's :7770 was still named
+    # frank-small long after frank-small was retired and frank-medium took that
+    # endpoint, so the homepage labelled the fleet's busiest service with a dead
+    # name. The probe target was right; only the identity was wrong.
+    python3 - "$REPO_ROOT/shared/homepage/services.json" <<'PY'
+import json, sys
+services = json.load(open(sys.argv[1]))
+by_probe = {s["probe"]: s["name"] for s in services}
+medium = by_probe.get("192.168.0.235:7770")
+assert medium == "frank-medium", f"Dankserver :7770 card is named {medium!r}"
+assert "frank-small" not in {s["name"] for s in services}, "retired frank-small still listed"
+# The big endpoint keeps its card too, so a fleet overview shows both.
+assert by_probe.get("127.0.0.1:7770") == "frank-large"
+PY
+}