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 # OMP — Command Center
 
-Configuration repository for Frank's homelab fleet and the agent tooling that runs on it.
+**AI Disclosures:**
+Slop rating: 3/5 - **Actively using, actively de-slopping, repository still mostly AI owned**
+Completeness: **Unfinished, planning planned, no plan yet**
+Datacenter model/spend: Less than $5 of Deepseek 4.1 Flash
+Local model: Qwen 3.8 27B
+
+Configuration repository for Frank's Userspace configurations (i.e. his desktop setup)
 
 ## The Fleet