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-# OMP — Command Center
+# Command Center
+
+## Configuration repository for Frank's Userspace configurations (i.e. his desktop setup)
+
+### AI Disclosures:
+- Slop rating: 3/5 - **Actively using, actively de-slopping, repository still mostly AI owned**
+- Completeness: **Unfinished, planning planned, no plan yet**
+- Datacenter model/spend: Less than $5 of Deepseek 4.1 Flash
+- Local model: Qwen 3.8 27B
+
+### slop rating of 3 or higher indicates human reading is a waste of time outside of this README, and that you might as well ask an agent for help with this.
+### slop rating 3 indicates Frank is comfortable using this for professional use -- but barely.
+
 
-Configuration repository for Frank's homelab fleet and the agent tooling that runs on it.
 
 ## The Fleet